bookrebus Chapter 146: Its Brainless Host (Revised)
Chapter 146: Its Brainless Host (Revised)
The hut gradually became quiet. The small system whispered to its host to sleep, then flew to the top of the kang cabinet to extinguish the kerosene lamp. After seeing that its host had fallen asleep obediently, it went to look at the little Fuguier who had already fallen asleep, and then returned to the space.
The little girl on the kang was sleeping soundly. The soft quilt wrapped her tightly, leaving only her little head exposed. Her sleeping face was rosy.
Suddenly, there was a slight noise coming from the opposite door. The sound was probably not as loud as the chirping of insects outside, but it made the sleeping girl open her eyes instantly and look over there slightly.
The curtains in the inner room were tightly drawn, and it was so dark that nothing could be seen, but the little girl kept looking up, as if all the obstacles in front of her did not exist in her eyes.
"Host, what are you looking at?"
The small system flew out of the space in a daze. It was originally charging, but suddenly realized that the host had woken up, so it flew out in a hurry, even forgetting to be invisible.
Bai Nuo blinked and looked at the system in confusion: "What can I see? I just have good night vision, but I don't have X-ray vision!"
Psychic vision is a power exclusive to psychics. No matter how strong their psychics are, other psychics cannot use their exclusive powers.
There is a very thick wall between the two. Bai Nuo has long been numb to the fact that he has strong mental power but has not awakened his mental ability.
It's a very fucked up and crazy thing, but there's nothing we can do about it.
Fortunately, she has been reborn into a very normal world and no longer has to feel depressed about this matter.
"Oh!"
The system was also aware that its host had strong resentment towards certain aspects in his previous life, so it didn't dare to dwell on this matter anymore. It slowly sat down next to the pillow and said, "Host, why were you staring at the top of your head just now? I thought you could see suddenly."
"Don't talk as if I'm blind!" Bai Nuo sat up slowly, and suddenly felt a little cold. He pulled the quilt upwards, wrapping himself up completely with only his small head exposed, and sighed softly.
"I just wasn't awake yet." Bai Nuo stretched out a hand to scratch his hair in frustration, turned his head and glanced behind him, "Fang Dadun is not sleeping in the middle of the night, what is he doing out for a stroll?"
"Maybe... can't sleep?"
"Do you believe it?"
Bai Nuomu looked down at the system with a dull face.
"Forget it, I'll go out and take a look. You can go back and recharge. Don't worry about me."
Bai Nuo was too lazy to go back to the space to find clothes. He quickly got up from the kang, put on his slippers and went to the closet in the dressing room next door to look for clothes.
The clothes inside were all bought for her by her grandmother in Beijing two years ago before she went to Shanghai. Some were also bought by her uncle, eldest brother, the two brothers of the Fang family, and people from the Zhou family and mailed to Beijing.
In the past, her family prepared the most popular things at the time, and wanted to buy her all the good things.
She remembered that she had a dark blue Plum brand sportswear bought for her by her uncle, and a pair of black Warrior sneakers sent to her by Fang Meng's aunt.
He took it out of the closet and put it on, opened the window to test the temperature outside, quickly retracted his hand, turned around and put on a knitted waistcoat over his base shirt, then put on his sports jacket, zipped it up as high as possible, took a hat and put it on, then tiptoed out of the backyard.
"Host, that adult has disappeared long ago. Where can we find him in the middle of the night?" The system didn't want to go out and look for that person at all.
At this moment, it suddenly felt a little afraid of the dark, and wanted to drag its troublesome host home and go to bed.
"I don't know. I can't sleep anyway, so I might as well go out for a walk!" Bai Nuo only remembered after she came out that she was a little late and that guy had disappeared long ago!
But, can such an embarrassing thing be said?
That must not be the case!
Bai Nuo put his hands in his pockets and walked leisurely on the small road in Qishui Brigade late at night.
It was probably because she relied on her strong night vision, otherwise, with her ruthless walking style, she would have broken the little girl's intestines into pieces in such a short while.
The system sat in the system space, and through the induction between itself and the host, it looked at the unfortunate host who had almost fallen into a pit for who knows how many times. It silently took out the system tablet and opened the search engine of the system mall.
[Wanqiansoudu: What instruments can quietly check if the host's brain is sick?
Search it】
[Wanqiansoudu: What equipment can secretly treat the host's incomplete brain?
Search it】
The posts I found were all a mess, with some saying things like, "As a system, don't be timid, just go ahead and do it, press the host to heal her brain, and shock her if she doesn't behave."
Small system: What the hell is this? Are you afraid that it won’t be dismantled fast enough? Besides, which good system doesn’t favor its own host? Any system that discharges its own host is not a good system.
Its host taught it that it is a good system and it cannot bully the host. It must learn to dote on the host.
The small system rolled its eyes in disdain, fiercely closed those desperate posts, and clicked on [System Mall Automatic Reply Robot Customer Service]
Robot customer service: Dear, is there anything I can help you with?
Nono's Atong: What instruments can secretly treat the host's incomplete brain?
Robot customer service: Dear, what price range do you want?
Nono's Atong: There is no upper limit on the price. As long as you can cure my host's half-healed brain, I will give you any points.
Robot customer service: Okay, dear, the following are the highest-level brain therapy devices that we have automatically searched for you. They are for your reference only. Please make your own choice.
Bai Nuo jumped unsteadily and avoided another mud pit. It seemed to have rained a little in the first half of the night, making the dirt roads in the countryside even more difficult to walk on. No matter how strong her night vision was, her eyes were still human eyes, not night vision goggles. It was pitch dark, and not falling was her last act of stubbornness.
"Atong, what are you doing? Why are you suddenly silent? Why don't you chat with me? Why did I hear the sound of you pressing the system tablet? What are you buying behind my back?"
The small system was about to place an order on impulse when its hand suddenly stopped, its expression full of confusion.
It's not that he was reluctant to give up the sky-high points, but he was not sure if he would smash the entire treatment device on her head if he was discovered while using it on her without her knowledge.
"Nono, are you really okay? Do you have a headache? Are you dizzy? Do you still know how to calculate function integrals? Do you still know how to use the principles and structures of firearms?"
As soon as the system finished asking, it felt something was wrong and quickly said, "No, no, even if you were crazy, you would still know these things. I should ask, 'Jiji Fujiji, Mulan Danghuzhi', do you know what this sentence means?"
"...You're crazy, I don't know!"
Bai Nuo took a few steps forward angrily, feeling very justified in his biased attitude towards certain subjects.
Although she had never been to school in her previous life, she was raised by professors from top universities and grew up in a base research institute. She knew a lot of things, except for the humanities. Apart from a few foreign languages and art classes such as painting, clothing design and production, she was basically useless in other subjects, especially ancient poetry and classical Chinese. She would feel sleepy as soon as she read them, which was better than any sleeping pills.
She obviously has an excellent memory and can remember everything she sees, but when the teacher is bored and shows her some ancient poems or annotations of classical Chinese texts, she just can't get into them. Isn't that amazing?
Fortunately, her previous life had already entered the apocalypse era, and those things were completely useless, otherwise... her teacher would probably be able to experience bungee jumping blood pressure every day.
The system suddenly felt relieved and completely retracted its little finger. It realized that the brain of its host was still the same brain it was familiar with in the previous life.
I bumped into it, it’s okay!
Is it completely healed? No, because it wasn't completely healed to begin with, so no treatment device would be of any use!
Its host's brain was already missing some wires, it couldn't be filled, it really couldn't be filled!
To put it bluntly: smart, but not too smart!
"Atong, why are you silent again? Are you nagging me in your heart?"
"I don't, how could I? Atong loves host Nono the most!"
"Hmph, that's more like it, damn..."
Bai Nuo walked forward with such arrogance on his face that he forgot to look at the road. He stepped on a broken wooden board, his legs twisted, and he fell into the mud pit next to him with a "bang".
And... it seems like he fell in headfirst!
"Fuck, host, host, are you okay? Are you still alive? Did you hurt your brain again?"
The system quickly turned invisible and flew out, looking at the host who fell headfirst into the pit and lay motionless, and it was spinning in circles in a hurry.
"Host, don't be afraid. A Tong is here. We are not afraid. It's okay if your brain is damaged. A Tong will buy you a treatment device. Hurry up and say, can you move? I will pull you up, I will pull you up right now."
The small system flapped its mechanical wings and rushed down, finally stopping behind Bai Nuo's head. It didn't know how to start, so it gritted its teeth, closed its eyes, and grabbed the small bunch of hair tied on the top of its host's head with both hands. It turned its little body and carried the bunch of hair on its shoulders. While cheering itself up, it also did not forget to comfort the host.
"Hey, hey!"
"Host, don't be afraid. I'm holding you. I'll pull you up right away."
"Hey, hey!"
"Hey, you ghost, let me go, my scalp is going to explode." Bai Nuo raised his arm stiffly and growled with gritted teeth.
Can't she move?
She is just ashamed!
I want to lie down for a while, or even die!!!
She, she hasn't been so embarrassed in more than ten years!
"Hey, shit, he's back!"
The system suddenly looked up at the pitch-black west side, then turned around and pounced on the host and returned directly to the system space.