Chapter 96 Calculate it carefully, if you make a mistake, the car will crack you
Chapter 96 Calculate it carefully, if you make a mistake, the car will crack you
Looking at the pretending Xu Fu, Ying Yu said directly:
"It's been so long since I've known him, so it's possible that Xu Xianshi can't find it?"
Hearing this, Xu Fu opened his eyes, and glanced at Ying Yu lightly.
Then he bowed respectfully to Brother Zheng:
"Your Majesty, the Caomin have already calculated the locations of the three fairy islands."
"Overseas Sanxian Island is here."
At this moment, Xu Fu's face once again regained that demeanor of being superior to all living beings.
And where he pointed was the very center of the Pacific Ocean.
Ying Yu is a good guy, Xu Fu really doesn't know how to read maps.
The place he was referring to was tens of thousands of meters away from Daqin, right?
The most ridiculous thing is that it is displayed as a piece of blue on the map, which means that there is not even an island in the place he pointed out.
"The legendary fairy island, is this place?"
Brother Zheng looked at the location pointed out by Xu Fu, and frowned slightly.
Just now Ying Yu explained to Brother Zheng how to read the map.
So after seeing Xu Fu pointing to an ocean, Brother Zheng was going to get angry.
"Your Majesty, this fairy island is the place where true immortals live, and we mortals naturally cannot see it.
In the same way, this so-called world map cannot show its topography. "
"However, the grass-roots dare to assert that the three fairy islands are here, and in another six months and six days, the three fairy islands will appear in the world.
At that time, as long as the giant sharks blocking the way are removed, the grass people will surely be able to go to the fairy island, meet the real immortals, and seek the elixir of life for His Majesty. "
Xu Fu, an old boy, made a set of rhetoric, and then matched it with that stick-like expression.
Don't tell me it's quite contagious.
Hearing Xu Fu's words, Brother Zheng was even a little shaken.
Seeing Shihuang hesitate, Xu Fu hastily continued:
"Your Majesty, those three fairy islands have also appeared in front of the world, and tens of thousands of people in Langya can testify."
"It's just that the time of Xiandao's reappearance is uncertain. I remember that it disappeared in two quarters of an hour last time. Your Majesty, you should have prepared earlier."
"Your Majesty, for the sake of the foundation of the Great Qin Dynasty, and for your immortality, the grass people are willing to lead troops to the sea to hunt and kill the giant shark..."
"Is it over? Is it a face for you?"
Seeing Xu Fu who was talking more and more vigorously, Ying Yu kicked him straight up.
This old boy is too good at fooling around.
I have to say that Xu Fu is really strong in grasping people's hearts.
Every word he said was appropriate and beneficial, directly hitting Brother Zheng's heart.
Immortality is the foundation of the Great Qin Dynasty.
These words even made Brother Zheng's breathing become a little short.
Ying Yu couldn't stand it any longer, so he got up and kicked Xu Fu to the ground.
This kid Xu Fu, if placed thousands of years later, would definitely be a talent.
A proper sales person.
"You...you are bold."
"In front of His Majesty, how dare you make a move?"
"Sixth Young Master did this because he didn't want His Majesty to obtain the elixir of longevity?"
"Is it possible that you don't want to see His Majesty live forever?"
"Gong Ziyu, what are your intentions?"
Good guy, Xu Fu was in a hurry.
Big hats were put on Ying Yu's head one after another.
If it wasn't for the conditions, he probably would have pointed at Ying Yu and yelled at him.
Originally, he was about to talk to Shi Huang.
As a result, at this critical moment, it was this Ying Yu who jumped out and interrupted him.
What's even more hateful is that he kicked himself.
At this moment, Xu Fu's waist is sore, and his heart is so angry.
"Oh...Master Xu Xian, don't get excited."
"What, I couldn't hold back just now, why don't you continue?"
puff~!
Wang Jian, who was watching the play, squirted out a sip of wine.
This son Yu is too good at playing.
"Yu'er, don't mess around."
Brother Zheng gave a symbolic reproach.
But he didn't let Ying Yu leave.
When all the officials saw this, they all knew it in their hearts.
Obviously compared with Gongzi Yu, this Xu Fu, Master Xu Xianshi is a younger brother.
Ying Yu nodded, and did not intend to continue arguing with Xu Fu.
He has to go back to torturing...training those lovely recruits.
"Father, my son just said it bluntly, there is no elixir of life in the world.
There are no true immortals overseas at all, this old boy Xu Fu has been fooling you from the very beginning. "
When Shi Huang heard this, a monstrous murderous aura erupted from his body, and he stared at Xu Fu firmly.
Xu Fu, who just got up from the ground, immediately knelt down when he saw Brother Zheng's bloodthirsty eyes.
Before Shihuang could speak, Ying Yu came to Young Master Gao with a smile:
"Second brother, let me borrow your belt."
"What? What are you borrowing the belt for?"
Young Master Gao looked at the smiling Ying Yu, a little confused.
Shouldn't Xu Fu be dealt with?
Why did you come here to borrow my belt?
Seeing the dazed young master Gao, Ying Yu strode forward and took it directly.
"Hey... sixth brother, don't... don't take off my pants."
Young Master Gao had no room to resist Ying Yu's violence.
"Well... this belt is not bad, it's quite strong, it shouldn't be a problem to strangle someone."
As he spoke, he walked directly towards Xu Fu.
"You... what do you mean?"
"You...don't come here."
Xu Fu looked at Ying Yu who was walking towards him step by step, and backed away in fright.
Where is there any fairy demeanor?
"What are you doing? I just want to try to see if you, the immortal master, are real."
Looking at Xu Fu whose body was trembling a little, Ying Yu showed him a bright smile.
Brother Zheng at the side looked at the belt in Ying Yu's hand, and then at Xu Fu who was a little flustered, but surprisingly he didn't speak to stop it.
Instead, he turned around directly and walked towards the dragon chair on the high platform.
At the same time, he left a word lightly.
"Don't kill me."
"understood."
Brother Zheng opened his mouth, and Ying Yu had no scruples anymore.
He directly reached out to greet a few servants.
"All of you lift Master Xu Xian up for me."
Following Ying Yu's order, several servants stepped forward immediately.
"You... what are you going to do?"
"You... how dare you treat me like this, aren't you afraid of God's punishment?"
No matter how Xu Fu shouted, the servants turned a deaf ear to him.
Several people worked together to lift Xu Fu high.
Then under Ying Yu's order, he started to spin around crazily.
When Xu Fu was put down, he was dizzy all over.
"Come to Master Xu, I will give you a chance to prove it..."
As he spoke, Ying Yu stepped forward, and blindfolded Xu Fu's eyes with the belt he snatched from Young Master Gao.
"Don't you know how to count?"
"Now do the math for me, which direction is the fairy island you mentioned?"
"me..."
Xu Fu is completely stupid, I count?
I'm a fart.
He just made it up completely.
Now my eyes are blindfolded, and my head is even more dizzy, and I can't tell the difference between south, east and north.
What do you mean?
At this time, Xu Fu's brain was running crazily, trying to find a way to break the situation.
But at this moment, Ying Yu's devil-like voice rang in his ears.
"Master Immortal, calculate carefully. If you make a mistake, I will tear you apart."
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