Chapter 396 Lin Mao: If you dare to come to Luofu, I will give you a mask!
Chapter 396 Lin Mao: If you dare to come to Luofu, I will give you a mask!
Star God, the pinnacle of destiny.
No, to be precise, it is the existence that is at the forefront of destiny.
As long as there is a latecomer who can surpass the pace of the Star God in his destiny, he will naturally be able to replace the other party and become the new Star God.
I heard the word Star God from Lin Mao’s mouth.
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and even the comments in the video went blank for a moment.
After a long time, the barrage reappeared, and the fox reporter standing next to Lin Mao holding a microphone looked hesitant.
"Mr. Lin Mao, is this... a bit too hasty?"
Star Gods are different from messengers. They will not do anything beyond their destiny.
Sneaking into the Shen Ce Mansion to steal is not something that should be expected, right?
and many more!
She suddenly thought of a name. It was very likely that that person would do something like this in his life.
Especially the official news, that person had been to Luofu some time ago.
Without waiting for her to react, Lin Mao snatched the microphone and rubbed its tail.
The fox reporter looked at the camera seriously with a panicked expression, giving people a strong sense of oppression.
"Lord of Joy, no, the Star God of Joy, Aha..."
Take a deep breath.
"You're a bitch!"
He pointed at the camera and swore a lot, and the person recording the video started shaking with fear.
It wouldn't matter if it was just an insult to an ordinary person, but the key point is that the person Lin Mao was insulting was an extremely powerful star god.
"Remember what I said, I will scold you in Changle Tiandongtian!"
"Why don't you bring those fool dogs of yours to Luofu? I, Lin Mao, will come to meet you!"
"The weather is bad today, so I won't do a backflip. I'm afraid you'll be scared to death!"
Lin Mao looked ferocious.
"How dare you steal things in front of me, the Patrol Envoy... I'll scold you every time you steal!"
"If you have the guts, show up in front of me! I'll give you that *mask and throw it all over the floor!"
"You're so ugly, who are you trying to scare?"
"It's off! It's off! It's off!"
The reporter who was looking for someone to catch his tail nearby changed his face after hearing Lin Mao's bold words.
“Ahaha…”
Lin Mao finally uttered the word "Aha" and the video ended.
Watching the video from the beginning, Qingque silently gave a thumbs up.
"Cattle!"
"The blue sparrow..."
"I'm working!"
Within one second, Qingque hid Yu Zhao and quickly filled in the data that needed to be recorded in the data table.
When Fu Xuan, who was on patrol, came up to him, Qingque showed him the results of his work.
Successfully fooled Fu Xuan.
After pretending to work for a while, Qingque quietly took out the jade omen and continued to slack off after Fu Xuan left.
The fortune tellers passing by were not surprised by this.
The affairs of Fu Xuan and Qingque are basically a regular daily routine of the Taibusi.
"Where are we going to play after get off work tonight, Mr. Qing?"
Facing the greetings from colleagues, Qing Que's first reaction was not to answer where they were going, but to express shock, "How do you know my name is Mr. Qing? Bah, bah, bah, how do you know Mr. Qing's name?"
My colleague looked as if he was smiling, "Don't you know? Brother Lin Mao wrote a story about what happened after you were possessed by Sui Yang and posted it on Xiao Guizi's platform."
"?"
After a long silence, Qingque slowly uttered a word, "Grass. (A kind of plant)"
At the same time, I pondered: "Is this considered an invasion of other people's privacy?"
"Well, I guess so."
Qingque stood up.
"Where are you going?"
"Contact a lawyer and sue him!" Qingque didn't even turn back, leaving behind a handsome back.
I will sue him until he goes bankrupt!
……
"Sister! If you want to sue for invasion of privacy, go find the person who actually invaded your privacy."
Gui Naifen had a sad face as she looked at the petite figure in front of her with her hands on her hips.
"We just provide a platform... Besides, we don't have the credit points to compensate you now."
If you want to file a lawsuit now, you may have to apply for legal aid to find a lawyer.
"Besides, yours got a few thousand credits from me not long ago... I really don't have the money to blackmail you now."
"You can eat randomly, but you can't talk nonsense!"
Qingque said seriously, "I'm not blackmailing you. Ask a professional yourself whether you have violated my privacy."
Even if Lin Mao was the instigator, doesn't Gui Naifen, as the owner of the platform, have any fault at all?
There must be some!
Facing the little hand extended by Qingque, Gui Naifen opened the jade receipt with tears in her eyes. After finding that the balance was in single digits, she turned her gaze to her best friend beside her.
"Suchang, lend me some money."
Carrying the Fairy Happy Tea that Gui Naifen gave as compensation, Qingque left happily, leaving Gui Naifen sad behind.
the other side.
Lin Mao patrols Luofu every day, and brags to his friends in the chat group.
"Let me tell you something. The arrow shot by Emperor Gong Siming, the "hunting" star god followed by Luofu Xianzhou, was originally off target, but I managed to straighten it."
Kiana: I don’t believe it.
Xing: I brag without thinking.
Ying: If it were true, you would probably be thousands or even tens of thousands of years old.
Ying: You should be the oldest person in the chat group.
Xing: Don’t worry, even if it’s true, he is still the same and you are still the same.
These two titles will only exist at the same time.
fluorescent:?
Seeing his ally turn around and attack him, Ying opened his eyes wide and typed a question mark in the group.
Xing also reacted quickly.
It seems that Ying and I are allies of the 'Anti-Linmao Association'.
Xing: ...slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue, I didn’t say anything, I didn’t say anything.
At the same time, another group of people were discussing the topic of Star God.
Alicia: In other words... Emperor Bow Siming is actually an ordinary human?
Mebius: Borrowing the power of Emperor Sui, he upgraded himself to become a Star God...
Be brave and resourceful.
Alicia: Maybe it was an accident?
Ester: The mystery of the Star God has never been solved. Even the most talented scholar may not be able to figure out the reason for the birth of the Star God even if he spends his entire life.
Even just one kick.
Even though the Star God has only gone very far in a specific destiny, it seems that as long as one's understanding and practice of destiny surpass Him, one can become a new Star God.
But this requires consideration: the Star God has unlimited time, but how much time does a person have?
How can we surpass others’ understanding of something in infinite time within a limited time?
Kiana: Instead of discussing this, let’s discuss what to eat in the evening.
Lin Mao: Can I eat it?
Kiana: No.
The food Mei cooked was not enough for herself, so how could she possibly give it to Lin Mao?
Ester: If you're hungry, I have some snacks for you.
Lin Mao: Thank you, but I just want to eat Kiana’s food.
Kiana: (If you dare to steal my food, I will make you fly.jgp)
Ying: Not people are like that.
bang——
The teacup in Jing Yuan's hand exploded with a loud bang, and he looked at the message sent by the company's logistics with a dark face.
"Your goods were stolen during transportation. We will reissue them for you. We are very sorry for the impact on your life."
"Depend on!"
"..."
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