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Chapter 1180 The Herald of Knowledge: Lin Mao of the Trench!



Chapter 1180 The Herald of Knowledge: Lin Mao of the Trench!

It's a silly roe deer.

【Ding dong! 】

Abbot of the Rebirth Hall: No!

Seeing that Iris wasn't looking for him, Hu Tao suddenly lost his excuse to expand his territory in Mondstadt.

Xing: Don't worry, Master. Even if we don't expand our business in Mondstadt, I have ways to increase the business of our Rebirth Hall by a hundred, a thousand, or even ten thousand times!

Master of the Hall of Rebirth: Ten thousand times? !

Hu Tao was startled. If her power were increased ten thousand times, wouldn't she be able to walk sideways in front of her ancestors?

Head of the Rebirth Hall: What method?

Head of the Rebirth Hall: Let me make this clear in advance, our Rebirth Hall is a legal business, and we do not do anything illegal.

Xing: Don't worry, it's not illegal at all!

Ying: Let me guess, you want Wangshengtang to connect with Xianzhou and take over Xianzhou's business?

Lin Mao: Cough cough cough, I, as the Immortal Boat Patrol Envoy, need to examine this carefully.

Lin Mao: @Master of Wangshengtang, can you carry a coffin?

Head of the Hall of Rebirth: Carrying a coffin? Isn't that a basic skill?

Master of the Hall of Rebirth: Don't even mention carrying a coffin, I can lie on the table and kick the coffin so high it flies!

Ying: 6666!

Master of the Hall of Rebirth: But they are all empty coffins. I haven't tried the ones with people inside, but it should be a piece of cake for me!

I'm eager to try, but nobody's willing to.

In addition, she was also afraid that the 'victims' might harbor resentment and randomly take a relative down with them, so she never tried it.

Resentment arises, and a relative is randomly taken away?

Obsidian Grandma: ...You got a heart attack from being scared, didn't you?

The thought of that scene was unbearable for Sitella. The death of a relative was already a sad scene, but to suddenly witness such a sight was even worse.

People with weaker mental resilience might have died on the spot.

【Ding dong! 】

Obsidian Grandma: You don't seem like someone who's in charge of matters related to the deceased.

Head of the Hall of Rebirth: Is that so? Indeed, some people have such an opinion of me.

Master of the Hall of Rebirth: However, I believe that since we were happy when we were born, we should also be happy when we die, having lived a fulfilling life without regrets.

Xing: That's true. If Lin Mao were to pass away tomorrow, I would definitely be very happy.

Lin Mao: ?

Lin Mao: @Xing, is your butt itchy again?

Ying: What if there are regrets?

Head of the Rebirth Hall: They've already performed the rituals for the deceased.

Life is bound to have regrets, but as long as the happiness outweighs the sadness brought by regrets, it's a good thing.

Master of the Hall of Rebirth: Let's get back to the topic we just discussed.

Head of the Rebirth Hall: @Star, what are your suggestions for improving the business of the Rebirth Hall?

Master of the Hall of Rebirth: Let's make this clear beforehand, we don't do anything illegal or disorderly.

Ying: No need to think about it. If we don't want to expand into Mondstadt, we can only try to increase our business from other places.

Ying: It just so happens that our chat group connects to other worlds. I guess this guy's idea is for you to expand the business of the Hall of Rebirth to other worlds, such as the Luofu Immortal Ship where Lin Mao is.

Star: Wrong!

Xing: You call yourself Lin Mao's sister, yet you don't even know anything about Lin Mao's family situation.

Is the situation on the Luofu Immortal Boat something that can be handled by ordinary funeral services?

The deaths of the Immortal Boatmen were not simple deaths, but rather they went out of control and transformed into terrifying demonic entities.

These demonic entities have an astonishing regenerative ability and cannot be killed by ordinary methods; they require special techniques to deal with them.

How can an outsider like myself at the Rebirth Hall handle all of this?

【Ding dong! 】

Ying: Then tell me your idea.

Star: Simple!

Star: I'll just take you to Liyue to stay for a while.

Should I move to Liyue for a while?

fluorescent:?

fluorescent:……

Ying: Arminus!

Realizing what had happened, Ying immediately cursed in the group chat.

Ying: So this matter is going to be forgotten, right?!

Xing: Laxatives, but I just can't get through it!

Master of the Hall of Rebirth: What is it?

Hu Tao scratched his head, not understanding what Xing was saying.

Why can the business of the Rebirth Hall increase by a hundredfold, a thousandfold, or even ten thousandfold if Ying is brought to Liyue to stay for a period of time?

Is there any special saying about it?

Obsidian Grandma: Simply put, Ying and Lin Mao are known as human detonators in the chat group, and they basically cause 'explosions' wherever they go.

Lin Mao: Hey! I won't stand for what you're saying!

Lin Mao: I was clearly the one who saved the day from the explosion!

Lin Mao: Ask other people, and see if anyone doesn't give me a good review.

Star: I dare not comment, for fear of being confronted.

Lin Mao: You called me again.

Ying: The world is going to the dogs, and people's hearts are no longer what they used to be.

Ying: Is this how you treat the heroes who helped clear mines?

Xing: I can barely accept Lin Mao calling himself a hero, but how dare you, you bomb kid?

Ying: Why wouldn't I dare? I didn't bury the mine.

Ying: And what you said about me going to Liyue to stay for a while.

Ying: I've been living in Nata for a long time now, so why haven't I seen anything happen to Nata?

Star: 'Explosion' also needs a cooldown period.

Xing: If you're so brave, go live in Liyue Harbor for a while and see how long it takes for Liyue to 'explode'.

Ying: Coming right away!

Ying: But if I go to Liyue and nothing happens to Liyue, what do you suggest we do?

Xing: If nothing's wrong, I'll acknowledge you as my father.

Ying: Awesome!

Xing: On the other hand, if something happens, I don't need anything from you, just acknowledge me as your father.

Ying: Why not?

Xing: Awesome!

Star: @Herrscher of Knowledge, do you want to gamble something too?

The Law of Knowledge: What's it to me?

This is a matter between the two of them, and has nothing to do with her. Why should she get involved?

Ying: @Shizhilüzhe, hello niece.

Those who understand the laws: ...

Herald of Knowledge: @Star, count me in, I bet this guy will get into trouble after he goes to Liyue.

We weren't related before, but we are now.

The gullies are covered with lush forests!

Fluorescent grooves!

The siblings of the trench!

Xing: Okay!

Ying: Just watch, this time you're definitely going to call me 'Dad'!

Those who understand the law: Shout!

Ying: @The Lawyer of Knowledge, you don't need to call me 'Dad,' just call me 'Aunt,' my niece.

Those who understand the laws: Shout!

The leader of the Hall of Rebirth:...

Head of the Hall of Rebirth: The relationship between them seems so complicated.

Funina: It's alright, it's just conjugate father and son, conjugate mother and son, conjugate sisters... that's all.

Hu Tao stared wide-eyed at the long string of words.

Is this what you call 'okay'?

Is this what you call 'that'?

I have already used up all my abstract talents.

So this is just their daily routine?

Is your end point just someone else's starting point?

If she could, Hu Tao would want to cover her head and shout "God!"

but……

After watching the conversation between Xing, Ying, and the three Herrschers of Knowledge who were provoked and pulled in.

Hu Tao suddenly had a bad feeling.

Her intuition told her that if Ying really came to Liyue, it might, perhaps, maybe, probably... be bad for Liyue.

【Ding dong! 】

Master of the Hall of Rebirth: ...Maybe you shouldn't come back.

Master of the Hall of Rebirth: Liyue Harbor is just one place on your journey. Your destination is further ahead. You shouldn't let a vague concept hinder your progress.

The head of the Rebirth Hall said: In life, we will always be subjected to all kinds of gazes from all sorts of people. The only thing we need to do is to maintain our peace and our true nature, and not be led astray in this process, or deviate from our original goals.

Funina: ?

Kiana: ?

Alicia: ?

Funina: Why are you starting to preach?

Xing: Ahem, let me translate!

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