Chapter 1194 Ying: Shelter from the Sand and Wind
Chapter 1194 Ying: Shelter from the Sand and Wind
【Ding dong! 】
Big Black Tower: @Aista, have you finished writing your paper yet? Send it to me when you're done.
Estelle: Um... um... Lady Black Tower, I...
The Great Black Tower: Not finished yet?
Big Black Tower: You're still chatting in the group without finishing your writing? Hurry up and finish writing!
Estelle: Okay, okay.
Alicia: ...It feels like she's taking her anger out on Estella.
I was so annoyed by Ying's stupid moves.
Xing: @Lin Mao, your rich wife is being bullied, are you just going to stand by and do nothing?
Lin Mao: I'm warning you, don't try to sow discord between me and my rich wife!
You closed your eyes, okay? How could you just stand there watching?
With eyes closed.
Big Black Tower: Hehe, it's no use you going to find him. If he dares to show up, I'll teach him a lesson too!
Xing: You might not be able to do that.
Training Lin Mao is different from training Aista.
Xing: But it's okay, I have a guide. With your intelligence, you should be able to learn it just by looking at it.
Xing: I've sent it to you.
The Great Black Tower: ? What is that? Let me see...
The Great Black Tower: "On How to Raise a Good Dog"?
Kiana: Pfft, cough cough cough... What is that?
Lin Mao: ? ? ?
Alicia: Huh?
Xing: You have to look at this to train Lin Mao, otherwise you won't know where to start.
Funina: ...Are you really not afraid of getting beaten up?
I cautiously glanced at Lin Mao in front of me. I couldn't see his expression, but I could see his shoulders trembling.
Lin Mao's current situation can be summed up in one sentence.
My hands are itching to fight.
Ying: I've said it before, this guy is just a jerk. If he doesn't like anything else, he just likes to be beaten by me.
Obsidian Grandma: Please, can you stop drawing out the 'giegie' sound?
Ying: Well... no way.
How can I let Giegie know my feelings for him if I don't prolong the sound?
Lin Mao: Do as Grandma says.
Ying: Yes, ma'am!
Obsidian Granny: ...
Lin Mao's words still carry weight.
Xing spoke up at this moment.
Xing: How did a perfectly good anti-Lin Mao warrior end up in Lin Mao's shape?
Ying: You masochist, how dare you say that to me?
Xing: Sigh~ Masochism... It's just you weaklings slandering me.
Xing: Right now, I'm probably the only one in this chat group who's against Lin Mao. If it weren't for me checking and balancing Lin Mao, he probably would have become the chat group leader long ago.
Xing: You don't understand, and I don't blame you...
The chat group fell into a brief silence, seemingly stunned by Xing's words.
A moment later, Ying was the first to speak in the group chat.
【Ding dong! 】
Ying: It provides shelter from the sand and wind.
Those who understand the laws follow closely behind.
The principle of knowledge is concise and to the point, getting straight to the heart of the matter.
Star: Amiros!
Xing: I'm speechless. Is this how you treat heroes?
Ying: What hero? @Herrscher of Knowledge, have you seen any heroes?
The one who knows the law: No, but I did see a bear, and it could wear human clothes and talk like a human.
Star: Barking like a dog!
Star: @Herrscher of Knowledge, you have the nerve to hang out with that blond guy Ying!
Star: @Fire, you have the nerve to hang out with that delinquent girl, the Herrscher of Knowledge!
Xing: As your elder, I feel very sad and heartbroken.
The one who understands the law: You want to be my elder... You're not even a fraction of my age yet.
Xing: Why not?
Xing: Lin Mao is my older brother, he's your father, so I'm practically your elder brother, right?
Those who understand the laws: ...
Ying: @The Lawyer of Knowledge, can you tolerate this?
Ying: @Herrscher of Knowledge, I couldn't stand it if it were me!
Xing: So what if she can't stand it? I'm on the Starry Sky Train, and I'm the only one in the chat group on the entire train. Even if she wanted to hit me, she couldn't!
Even in front of Lin Mao, who possesses the power of the Herrscher of the Void, she was so arrogant that she didn't know what the world was like.
Not to mention when facing other people who don't have the means to be their true selves offline.
If she doesn't want to.
No one can find her!
If you want to look, you can. Go ahead and search the vast universe. You'll find one who doesn't make a sound.
……
Lin Mao turned his gaze away from the chat group and focused on the city-state of Mondstadt not far away.
Boom—
"Who goes there?!"
The starship fell, raising dust everywhere.
The knights patrolling Mondstadt heard the commotion and rushed to the scene, swords in hand, ready for battle.
A human-shaped black shadow appeared in the smoke, and at that moment a voice came.
"The Water God has arrived! Get out of the way!"
A gentle breeze blew by, the smoke dissipated, revealing the true form of the dark figure within—it was none other than Funina, who had just been in the back seat of the Starship.
"Water God?"
The knights exchanged bewildered glances. Before they could react, Furnessa, leaning on her cane, calmly surveyed the scene before her.
One by one, knights surrounded her, their hands on the hilts of their swords, or some had already drawn their swords and were facing her.
They looked like they were facing an enemy.
"Is this how Mondstadt treats its guests?"
The pressure was overwhelming. These people were just the lowest ranks of the Knights of Favonius, and they had never even met the gods of their own country, let alone the gods of other nations.
And it's like facing the gods directly, just like now.
No one knows what kind of personality Funina has. If she is a god with a bad temper, and you are angry with her for not answering well, you can only accept your bad luck.
After all, they were facing gods.
There are only seven gods in all of Teyvat...
After a while.
The two sat at the Knights of Favonius' table and chairs, with two plates of exquisite pastries from Mondstadt and two steaming teacups in front of them.
Lin Mao accepted the food prepared by the Knights without any hesitation.
"I told you this trick would work. If it were me, we probably wouldn't even be able to get into the Knights' gates before dark."
"Ah~"
The imposing presence that Funina had in public was gone from her face.
"This is a huge embarrassment... I really don't know how this will be perceived when it gets back to Fontaine."
"The Water God was full of majesty. His first appearance shocked the entire Mondstadt, and even the gods of Mondstadt dared not show their faces."
Fu Ningna rolled her eyes at Lin Mao's words.
"But after hearing what you said, something suddenly came to mind."
Funina sat up straight, her back straight, and asked:
"We've come with such a large entourage, why haven't the gods of Mondstadt appeared yet?"
Everyone in the group knows she's a 'fake' person.
However, in Mondstadt, especially since the Anemo Archon of Mondstadt wasn't in the chat group, he should be considered the true Water Archon in the other party's eyes.
He made such a grand entrance into Mondstadt.
As a result, so much time has passed, and the other party has not even shown up.
Is this a sign of being fearless, or have they figured something out?
Anyway, the matter of Fontaine has been resolved, and Fukaros is on a long vacation in the Immortal Ship. Funina has no worries about whether she has been exposed.
Lin Mao completely emptied the original fetal sea beneath Fontainebleau.
Fontaine is fine even if it gets flooded now.
It simply means spending more money on flood control.
Compared to the Fontainebleau people dissolving in water, this is a trivial matter.
Thinking of this, Funina sighed:
"Fortunately, I did not try to contact the gods of other countries before, otherwise, in my state, even if I could deceive the people of Fontaine, I probably would not be able to deceive them, who are also gods."
"Boom boom boom!"
Hurried footsteps came from outside the door.
"..."
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