bookrebus Chapter 203: Foreigners are all fans of novels! Paying a large sum of money to become immortals?
Chapter 203: Foreigners are all fans of novels! Paying a large sum of money to become immortals?
[I would like to ask fellow Taoists in China, which school of cultivation is being used now? Is the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms still popular? ]
[Wow, you can tell your fortune just by looking at your face! That's amazing! I want to be your disciple! Where is your fortune-telling live broadcast room so I can have my fortune told!]
These poor Chinese articles left many netizens confused, and they told these foreign readers not to believe in immortal cultivation and fortune-telling, as they were all feudal superstitions and not true.
[Nonsense, your Taoist books clearly state it! I’ve read it! It’s long been written that your Taoist ancestor ascended to heaven! It’s clearly written in your Dragon Country’s history books!]
Still trying to hide it from us foreigners, huh? 】
Dragon country netizens: ???
[Ah, yes, yes, you are right. We have acupoint pressing techniques, we have internal alchemy techniques, and we also have the health-preserving and immortality-cultivating Iron Head Technique and Eight-Section Brocade. These are the best proofs!]
[Ah, yes, yes, Qin Shi Huang is still in the Mausoleum of the First Emperor with a group of terracotta warriors and soldiers waiting for you to transfer money to unlock the seal. Come on, pay me 50 micro-blogs and you can cultivate immortality with the First Emperor and live forever!]
A group of Dragon Country netizens were amused by what they saw and started to bluff. However, they dared to say it and foreigners actually believed it!
At this, foreign netizens nodded one after another.
You see, the people of Long Country are too modest. They keep all the good things to themselves and don’t tell others about them!
As immortal cultivation literature became popular, more and more people around the world began to buy the novels and peripheral products. Taoism in China also became popular, and Taoist temples and other places became one of the most popular check-in attractions for foreign tourists.
In many Taoist temples in tourist cities, there are more foreigners than Chinese people. The locals are immediately delighted.
He even asked the Taoist priests to tell the foreigners Taoist myths in the Taoist temple, which frightened the foreigners.
Oh my god, that Taoist priest can fly! He can even float on water!
As expected, cultivating immortals is real! Master, stop talking. How much incense do you want me to offer you before you accept me?
Jiang Miao was immediately satisfied when she saw that foreigners were misled by the novel, and finally started to deal with domestic public opinion.
She made a short video herself, in which someone from the US Guojian got slapped in the face, and then posted it on her Weibo account.
To her surprise, the official media reposted her video just before her grandmother’s divorce lawsuit went to court.
A group of Blue Wei came out together, and this funny video quickly spread throughout the Internet.
The President of the United States said one moment that he would impose sanctions on the trade of dragon fruit, but the next moment he was hit by a trade deficit with dragon fruit!
A small novel website directly slapped him in the face. The contrast effect is simply amazing!
[You are doing a great job, it is really great! The novels are exported to bring glory to the country! I will see who says that our rich boss's novel website has a wrong outlook. If anyone reports it, I will kill him! ]
【Isn’t this the beginning of cultural export? Back then, we watched American blockbusters like Golden Arches. Now it’s finally our turn to export culture! 】
[I can’t believe that a novel that has been popular in our country for decades is so popular in foreign markets! Those foreigners really have never seen good things! ]
[The rich lady boss really brought honor to the country. By the way, who was it that backstabbed our novel and caused it to be banned online? They are bringing honor overseas, but you are backstabbing them in China? ]
[That’s right! Who has no conscience and who is a traitor? Now look at those people?
There is also hidden rules, are the two women having sex? My face is swollen! 】
[I suspect this is a conspiracy by Shihuangzi's enemies. Why are there suddenly so many internet trolls?
Does Shi Huangzi want to monopolize the market and block the way for others instead of developing overseas? If they really block the overseas market for online literature, Shi Huangzi will be the eternal sinner! 】
[That’s right, who said that they didn’t give the overseas copyright to the author? Aren’t the authors doing well? And some people say that their website subscription is the most expensive?
Ah, yes, yes, it is true that overseas websites are expensive to subscribe to! Are you jealous? Are you jealous? You can’t make a dime! 】
This time Jiang Miao didn't even have to spend money to clarify, the online comments were reversed. However, there are still a few extreme people who think that Jiang Miao's instigation of his grandmother to divorce is a huge mistake! Even the law of heaven is not as serious as this!
Jiang Miaoli ignored such stupid remarks.
Bringing glory to the country is the top priority, and as for this kind of thing, there are naturally internet Confucian scholars to help her debate!
What is more important right now is my grandmother’s divorce lawsuit which is about to go to court.
After all, the Fu family is a big family, so it is not easy to get a divorce. Jiang Miao was discussing countermeasures with the lawyer when Qin Xing sent a WeChat photo to her.
【??? Why did you send me a photo of a boiled egg?】
[This is not a boiled egg, it’s my grandfather’s head!
What on earth did you make my grandpa do that caused him to pull out a lot of his hair? 】
! ! ! Oh my goodness, that day Mr. Qin sent an "ok" to show that it was done, but it turned out that there were two old men behind the scenes who were fighting over grandma's hair?
These two old men who are still strong and healthy are fighting. Is this a good old love story?
What a pity I didn’t see it at the time!
[Ding! Host, don't worry or sigh, our future is endless!
Ding, a new task is issued to the host. Eat 500 melons in Hollywood, USA, and you will get a Twisting Waist Film and Television City in USA! And 2 billion entertainment film and television funds!
Please eat more melons and spend more money every day to enrich your life and purify your soul! 】
This task is interesting! There are already a lot of shocking news in the United States, and the gossip in the upper class of the entertainment industry must be even more explosive!
Moreover, the novel industry in their country is now on the rise. How could it be possible if the novels are not adapted into movies and TV shows that become popular all over the world and surpass Hollywood?
It would be better to secretly kick the nuclear wastewater and the robbery in a certain museum, so that people around the world can know in the movie how shameless these white people and Western lackeys are!
We can’t allow screens and televisions to always be occupied by white people from the West!
Jiang Miao immediately arranged her itinerary and vest for going abroad. However, before leaving the country, Jiang Miao also went to the hearing of her grandmother's divorce lawsuit.
"I don't agree to divorce! You can't get a divorce without my consent!"
Mr. Fu was not in a good mood at this time, and he just said one thing - I will never leave until I die!
Anyway, according to the current law, even if it is a divorce lawsuit, 99% of the time the divorce will not be granted the first time. As long as one party does not want to, it is very difficult to get a divorce.
Jiang Miao also read many divorce lawsuit cases sent by her classmates, such as the case of the male baby gambling, the male cheating and domestic violence. No matter what happened, the judge would, based on family harmony, try to influence the man's mentality and not grant a divorce.
Mr. Fu is not stupid. Of course, if he refuses to divorce at this time, everything else will be out of the question.
However, Jiang Ming stood in front of him and said:
"Master Fu, don't rush or get excited.
Just listen to me first, I think you will reconsider getting a divorce."
"impossible!"
Even if this little girl Jiang Miao gave him a few companies, Mr. Fu felt that he would not agree.
He was so angry that he gritted his teeth, looked at Jiang Miao fiercely, and said impatiently:
"Oh, even if you tell me a flower today, I won't agree to your grandma leaving me!
Stupid girl! If you have anything to say, why don't you tell it to everyone as a joke? "