bookrebus Chapter 790 Magic Old Deng
Chapter 790 Magic Old Deng
In the group:
Gold dust: It's not the kind of short video we imagined!
Dr. Truth: You seem quite disappointed?
Gold dust: No, not at all.
Wendy: It seems like today's videos are all quite short.
Ayato Kamisato: It's a short video, but what about this dog?
Walnut: I know, this dog must be Qi Fu.
Qi Fu: If I were a dog, I would definitely bite several holes in your butt today.
Chiori: This isn't a dog, it's a wolf, a big pervert!
Qi Fu: If I were a big pervert, I would definitely lick you a few times today.
Chiori: Pshaw! (blushes)
Navia: No matter how you look at it, the beginning of the video keeps saying "This dog is you!"
Tinari: There are people there who compare boyfriends and girlfriends to dogs. I think they're talking about real dogs.
Paimon: No, no, their dogs must be the same dog, and this dog is... cough cough cough
Qi Fu: Paimon, you think you can cover this up with a few coughs? Today I'm going to use you to make soup.
Toppa: This "dog" might also refer to a simp, but of course, Lord Qifu, I'm not saying you're a simp.
D'Artagnan: Got it. Trying to have your cake and eat it too will lead to disaster, that's why you were so panicked at the beginning of the video.
Xingqiu: That makes a lot of sense.
Yae no Miko: Hahaha, anyway, it's been a long time since I've seen Ling Hua and Ni Lu appear. I miss them.
Ayaka Kamisato: …………
Nilu: …………
Kaiya: Hahahaha
Laughter erupted again in the group chat, but more people were now focused on what would happen next in the video.
In the video
Because of their sarcastic remarks, the tempers between Ayaka Kamisato and Nel have escalated significantly.
"Ayaka Kamisato, how could your dog compare to my baby? My baby is the champion of the city's handsome contest, not your ugly dog!" Nel retorted.
"The city's champion in the coaching selection? Pfft, if my son hadn't had diarrhea and missed the last time, how would it have been your turn, you stinking dog?" Ayaka Kamisato rolled her eyes.
Nilu: "My baby doesn't smell bad, your dog is ugly."
Ayaka Kamisato: "My son isn't ugly either, but your dog is a stinky dog."
Nilu: "Your dog is ugly."
Ayaka Kamisato: "Your dog stinks!"
You're ugly.
You stink.
You're ugly.
You stink.
…………
In the group:
Xing: Guys, I'm starting to lose it. It's gotten to the point of personal attacks so quickly.
Fireworks: Hahahaha, the battles between women are so simple and unpretentious, hahahaha
Ying: Pfft, hahahaha
Nilu: …………
Ayaka Kamisato: …………
Farusan: Wait a minute, how did I end up out here too?
Seth Lari: It really is, she's even eating sunflower seeds.
Qi Fu: This is called an old woman watching a play, never minding the drama.
Seth Lari: !!!
Just as the group chat said, when Ayaka Kamisato and Nel had already escalated to direct personal attacks in the video, Farusan approached with a bag of sunflower seeds.
She didn't say anything, just stood at a distance and watched the two women hurling insults at each other.
Then, another old woman appeared, none other than Cecilia, who was also eating sunflower seeds just like Farusan.
"These two sisters are arguing again? They've been fighting since they were kids, but they've never actually laid a hand on each other. Do you think they'll actually fight this time?" Sitella said as she walked over to Farusan.
“I don’t think so. They’re all the same; they can’t bear to part with that money,” Farusan said disdainfully.
“Tsk! Because of a dog!” Seth Lari shook her head.
"Not even as good as me. Back in the day, let alone a dog, I would have been the first to lay a hand on a man. Other women would have been left to eat my ass," Farusan said with a look of disappointment.
Sethella glanced at Farusan speechlessly. "You talk like you have seven or eight men, but you're still all alone. You wander around the neighborhood every day, always trying to stir up trouble. You're such a gossip."
Cetalli didn't say these words aloud; she muttered them to herself.
"But speaking of which, Nel's dog is really handsome. It makes me want to get one too," Farusan added at that moment.
"Do you have the money? Daily fresh milk, beef shank, and all kinds of massage services are needed to raise such a handsome dog," Seth Lari rolled her eyes again.
Farusan didn't answer, but just glared at Sitlarie.
The two old women watched each other for a while longer. By this time, Ayaka Kamisato and Nel were pinching each other's arms, looking like they wanted to fight, but they stopped there. They glared at each other but didn't make a move.
"Ayaka Kamisato, you must have kidnapped my baby so that your stinky dog could take my baby's place in the next coaching competition, right?!" Nel roared.
"You're afraid my son will steal your ugly dog's championship title, so you had him kidnapped! Give my son back right now!" Ayaka Kamisato shouted.
"You're the one who should be returning my baby."
"You're the one who should be returning my son."
"It's you……"
"It's you……"
Just as the two women were about to fight, the video feed shifted again to behind a wall not far from them.
Qi Fu's panicked face reappeared, this time with even more cold sweat on his forehead. He cautiously peeked outside and saw Ayaka Kamisato and Nel seemingly about to fight.
But because Farusan and Sitralli were on the other side at that moment, they happened to see Zifu's head sticking out from behind the wall.
Their eyes met instantly, and Qi Fu's expression changed drastically, while Farusan and Sylvia were slightly taken aback.
This man?
Just as Farusan and Sitella were puzzled, they saw Qifu frantically running out with two golden retrievers in his arms.
In an instant, they realized what was happening.
"Hey! Hey! Hey, you two stop arguing! Your dog is in that man's hands!" Seth Lari shouted.
Upon hearing Sylvanas's words, Ayaka and Nel immediately looked in the direction Farusan and Sylvanas were pointing.
And sure enough, they saw Qi Fu running away with their dog.
"help"
"Someone come here!"
"A dog has been stolen!"
"Catch the dog thief!"
Ayaka Kamisato and Nel simultaneously screamed in panic and gave chase.
"Ding! Video 1, 'Where's My Dog?' has ended. Video 2, 'Old Deng the Magician,' will start in one minute."
In the group:
Kaeya: Damn, it turns out they just stole a dog.
Wendy: Ugh, what a disappointment.
Zhongli: Actually, it's quite obvious in the middle that Qifu isn't their dog.
Xi Lian: Pfft, that's actually quite funny.
Krystalla: These are the videos you used to watch? They're actually quite short.
Xing: After all, I already said today is all short videos!
Sunday: So today really is all short videos, literally?
Orloren: So who is this "Old Man of Magic"?
Qi Fu: I have a feeling this is Zhongli.
Zhongli: …………
Walnut: Hahahaha
Wendy: Old Deng, hahaha, it's kind of funny, hahaha.
Zhongli: …………