bookrebus Chapter 368 Precisely Stepping on a Landmine
Chapter 368 Precisely Stepping on a Landmine
The viewers in the live stream witnessed the birth of a legendary moment in variety show history—
Every time Xu Hanyun kicks, her fan base surges!
Kick after kick, Xiao Jin was powerless against her Taekwondo black belt!
His tone gradually changed from arrogant and greasy to humble.
"Yunyun, some relationships just fall apart as time goes by, they can't withstand this kind of torment from you!"
"Yun... cough cough, Yunyun, let's talk this out calmly, sit down and have a peaceful discussion..."
"Sister Yun! Sister Yun, please let me go, I beg you, Sister Yun, please have mercy... Sister, I'll do anything you ask! Can we please stop fighting?"
"..."
The live stream room was filled with joy.
Who stubbornly called Bai Zi a coward? Now, who is the coward?
The boomerang of fate swiftly struck Xiao Jin.
[Teacher Yunxing, you're laughing so loudly! I could hear your booming laughter, hahaha.]
[As expected, people need comparisons. Seeing Xiao Jin get beaten even worse than himself, Bai Zi grinned from ear to ear.]
...
Wen Yao stopped the chaos with a single sentence:
"Where's the medical team? Come quick!"
A glimmer of light appeared in Xiao Jin's despairing eyes.
Great, he's saved!
Xu Hanyun regained her senses and felt inexplicably uneasy.
She beat Xiao Jin up like this; will her career be ruined from now on...?
Then Wen Yao said, "Treat Xiao Jin first, and then continue beating him after he's healed."
Xiao Jin: ? ? ?
Wen Yao, are you a devil?!
Everyone was amused, and the atmosphere was harmonious.
The world where Xiao Jin is injured has been achieved (√).
Xu Hanyun hid in a corner feeling guilty, but was quickly surrounded by a group of girls who kept chattering.
"Yunyun, you're amazing! You did what I've always wanted to do but never dared to!" said female guest A on the show "Heartbeat."
Female guest B on "Heartbeat": "I've wanted to punch Xiao Jinbangbang for a long time! He not only flirted with you, but he flirted with both of us at the same time!"
Yunxing: "Sister, well done!"
Yunyue: "Does your leg hurt? Do you want me to massage it to relax it?"
Lin Xinwei: "Honey, do you need a link to a curling iron? Using a tool is much easier than doing it yourself~"
Xu Hanyun felt a warm glow in her heart, her nose tingled, and tears streamed down her face.
A pack of tissues appeared in front of him; it was handed to him by Wen Yao.
“You can lean on my shoulder and cry,” Wen Yao said seriously, “but you can’t wipe your snot on me, okay?”
Xu Hanyun stopped crying and started laughing.
[It makes my heart flutter.]
Ahhh, the world can't exist without girls!
[My baby is the best girl in the world!]
[Babies, you are all adorable, fragrant, and soft little cakes!]
...
The atmosphere was warm and friendly among the female guests, but the male guests seemed to find each other repulsive.
Xiao Jin had just sat down next to Lu Anbo when he was met with disdain.
"Dude, your face is all swollen like a pig's head, can you move away from me?"
Xiao Jin: ?
You think your face is any better?!
Lu Amber said confidently, "Haven't you heard the saying? If the center of an idol group is a pretty girl, then everyone in the group will look pretty."
"And you, my ugly buddy, with you by my side, what do you expect others to think of me?"
In a fit of rage, Xiao Jin unleashed a furious roar!
He moved to sit next to Fu Wanzhou, and was about to take his seat—
Fu Wanzhou crossed her arms and said coldly, "A man who doesn't uphold male virtues doesn't deserve to sit next to me."
Xiao Jin: ? ? ?
[Bai Zi suffers from megalophobia; he's afraid of big, ugly things.]
[Haha, even Bai Zi is disgusted! A new bottom of the food chain has appeared!]
[This trash dared to insult our little sister! I wish I could reach into the screen and slap him!]
...
Xiao Jin choked, glaring angrily:
"You think I'd even want to sit next to a simp like you! All you do all day is fawn over that infuriating brat Wen Yao. Let me tell you, you'll end up with nothing!"
Suddenly, someone patted my shoulder on both sides.
On the left is Gu Yan, and on the right is Jiang Jinghuai.
Xiao Jin was furious: "Aren't you two bored? How old are you to still be playing these scary games!"
Gu Yan: "Who did you just call a brat?"
Xiao Jin was taken aback, then suddenly remembered that this person seemed to be... Wen Yao's brother?
Xiao Jin was drenched in sweat.
“My sister can be quite infuriating sometimes,” Gu Yan said slowly, putting his arm around Xiao Jin’s shoulder.
Xiao Jin was completely taken aback by this unexpected turn of events, feeling both surprised and delighted:
"I never imagined we'd have such a strong connection... Gu Yan, oh no, Brother Gu! How about we become brothers from now on?"
Gu Yan smiled slightly: "But my sister, when did it become your place to tell her what to do?"
The next second, the merciless iron hand on his shoulder suddenly tightened, and Xiao Jin felt as if his bones were about to be crushed, letting out a pig-like scream!
"what--"
He finally managed to break free from Gu Yan's clutches, but accidentally bumped into Jiang Jinghuai.
Jiang Jinghuai smiled and beckoned, appearing as an innocent and harmless young man.
What bad things did you just say about my sister?
Driven by a surge of survival instinct, Xiao Jin changed his tune:
"No, no, you misheard me. I said your sister is very gentle and virtuous, and she's also very beautiful. She's perfect to marry!"
She'll definitely marry a good man and have a bunch of adorable kids like her!
Xiao Jin was amazed at his own cleverness!
He's already gone to such lengths to flatter him, surely Jiang Jinghuai should let him off the hook now?
However, before he could finish speaking, the smile on Jiang Jinghuai's face vanished completely.
The viewers in the live stream were already paying respects at Xiao Jin's grave.
[Precisely avoiding pitfalls...]
How could someone be so reckless as to commit such a self-destructive act?
What's the difference between praising a girl for being gentle, virtuous, and suitable for marriage, and actually issuing a vicious curse...?
...
as predicted.
Jiang Jinghuai took two steps forward; his supermodel height was extremely imposing, casting a terrifying shadow over him.
"Brother, there are some things we can't say here. Let's go to the restroom and talk."
Fu Wanzhou: "It's more lively with more people, we can chat together."
Xiao Jin's face was filled with terror: "No, no—"
...
The day's live stream has finally come to an end.
When Xiao Jin got into the nanny van, only one thought was on his mind:
Get away from here!
"Sister Zhang, buy me some online trolls. I'm going to smear them to death!" Xiao Jin said to his agent in a domineering manner.
The woman with black hair and red lips next to him took off her sunglasses and said coldly:
"No need."
Xiao Jin said angrily, "Do you know how long this day has been for me? It felt longer than three years! If I don't avenge this, I'm not Xiao! I'll make sure that everyone in 'All-Star' has no place in the entertainment industry from now on!"
Sister Zhang ignored him and casually handed him the tablet.
"You lost hundreds of thousands of followers, and netizens also dug up your past harassment of female guests. The production team has already expelled you from the dating reality show 'Heartbeat'."
"I don't think you can make it in the entertainment industry anymore. From now on, I will no longer be your manager."
"You take care of yourself."
"..."
Xiao Jin was dumbfounded!