bookrebus Chapter 378 Emergency Recall of One Darkened Character
Chapter 378 Emergency Recall of One Darkened Character
[No, this dialogue is awful...]
[I had the speakers on, and my mom yelled at me, asking what nonsense I was watching. /crying/crying]
[When Huai Zi bit her lip, she instantly exuded that innocent, pure charm. If I were to order a male model like this, I feel like I really wouldn't be able to resist...]
...
Just as Lu Anbo's hand was about to escape from the coupon in Jiang Jinghuai's pocket—
"Did you get my permission to rob my brother?"
A familiar yet chilling voice sounded from behind.
Lu Anbo was immediately drenched in sweat.
He stiffly turned his neck and found Wen Yao with her arms crossed, her eyes cold and indifferent.
"Teacher Wen..." Lu Anbo smiled obsequiously, bowing and scraping, "You're just passing by, this way please, I'll take you to where you're shopping—"
Wen Yao stepped forward and held out her hand to him: "Where's the coupon?"
Lu Anbo was dumbfounded: "What coupon??"
Wen Yao: "You stole my brother's coupon."
Lu Amber was dumbfounded: "I haven't even managed to snag one yet..."
Jiang Jinghuai, with a lotus-like air, said: "Sister, he stole it..."
Lu Amber: ? ? ?
Damn it! I hadn't even put my hand in your pocket yet!!
"I really didn't..." For the first time, Lu Anbo realized just how wronged he felt by the phrase "unable to defend himself."
Swah——
Wen Yao grabbed his hair: "Try being stubborn again."
Her hand grasped at nothing, and Wen Yao fell silent as she stared at the wig she had torn off.
Lu Amber: !!!
"Ahhh, my hairpiece!"
He gritted his teeth: "A scholar can be killed, but not humiliated..."
Lu Anbo's corruption level is 10%!
Lu Anbo's corruption level is 50%!
Lu Anbo's corruption level is 99%!
The next second—
"What are you yelling for?" Wen Yao grabbed him twice more, with surprisingly strong force. "What if you yell again?"
Lu Anbo urgently withdrew a character who had turned evil!
"Ouch, Ms. Wen, be gentle! You've pulled out all my real hair! Every single strand is precious! Ah! The one you just pulled out was Jack, oh my god, you plucked Mary out too..."
"I really didn't manage to get Jiang Jinghuai's coupon! You can search me if you don't believe me, my pockets are emptier than my face!"
Wen Yao rummaged around and found that Lu Anbo indeed didn't have any coupons on him.
"Look at this, look at this! Teacher Wen, you have to clear my name!"
Wen Yao said expressionlessly, "Take off your shoes."
Lu Anbo was shocked: "How did you know I hid the coupon in my shoe?"
Wen Yao: "I didn't know before, but I know now."
Lu Anbo: "..."
So it was a scam.
Lu Anbo reluctantly took off one shoe and pulled out a few coupons from it.
He just stole Yunxing's stuff, but he never expected to get it for nothing in the end!
Wen Yao looked disgusted and refused to accept it.
"Little brother, take back what's rightfully yours."
Jiang Jinghuai: "..."
He waved his hand in front of his nose and said with disgust, "I'm speechless. Do you even know how strong the smell is when it's hidden in a shoe?"
Lu Amber had a sudden inspiration:
"Actually, I initially hid it in my crotch..."
Jiang Jinghuai immediately withdrew his hand after receiving the coupon!
Seeing that his disgusting tactic was effective, Lu Anbo stuck out his tongue and licked each coupon, chuckling as he said:
"Do you want it or not? Why don't you want it? Can't you afford it?"
【Bai Zi, you…】
[Put it in your crotch first, then in your shoe, and then lick it with your mouth??]
Is this the legendary "hurting the enemy eight hundred while losing a thousand of your own" scenario?
[Just when I thought "All For One" was crazy enough, it still managed to drive me crazy with ease... In front of the guests on "All For One," I'll always be a greenhorn...]
...
"If you don't want me, I'll just leave," Lu Anbo said smugly.
"Wait a minute," Wen Yao called out to him, "Who said we don't want it anymore?"
Jiang Jinghuai was horrified: "Sister, you absolutely mustn't—"