Chapter 71 I am really good at judging people. It is no problem for me to be your alchemist
Chapter 71 I am really good at judging people. It is no problem for me to be your alchemist
"I'm sorry, I just suddenly thought of something happy. I really didn't mean to laugh at you."
Chi Yu quickly put away his smile and saluted him seriously, "Hello, Mr. Gou~"
"Hello, Lao Gou!"
I don’t know if it was a slip of the tongue or intentional by the silly senior sister, but she simply treated the other person as if he were not a human being.
"Hmm~" Gou Dongxi didn't hear anything, nodded, and began to scan the two women.
I have to say, in terms of looks, they are both quite attractive.
Her delicate little face and charming figure are even more beautiful than those of the saints from the big sects.
If I weren't a eunuch, I would definitely try it.
It wouldn't be bad to keep the two of them around.
When you take it out, at least the appearance and style of it will be raised to a higher level.
Gou Dongxi, whose mood had improved, pointed at Chi Yu and said, "You, go dance for me!"
Then he hooked his finger at Bai Xue and said, "You, come over here and give me a back massage!"
It seems like you are treating us like your servants, right?
As a modern person, Chi Yu watches beautiful women dancing on Tik Tok every day, but he himself can't do it at all.
But when you go out, you must not lose face no matter what.
What's more, his current identity is an evil cultivator, so it's reasonable for him to jump a little bit worse, right?
"Then I will show my shame!"
Chi Yu took a deep breath, swung his hips, and started to perform a zombie version of "Subject Three" for him on the spot.
Chi Yu, who was born without any talent for dancing, was like a puppet. There was no coordination between their limbs, and they twisted around as if they were summoning ghosts.
The dancing posture is really disgusting and eye-catching.
Gou Dongxi's brows furrowed more and more as he watched, and he couldn't help but complain, "What the hell are you dancing to? Are you trying to summon spirits for me? Stop it now!"
"This... dancing is not my strong point, how about I sing a song for you?"
As he spoke, Chi Yu cleared his throat and prepared to sing.
No kidding, back then, she almost won the award for one of the top ten singers on campus.
"Forget it!" Gou Gou Dongxi's eyes had already been contaminated and he didn't want his ears to suffer any more, so he immediately waved his hand to stop it.
He turned his head and ordered Bai Xue who was still in a daze, "Use more force! I can't bear it."
"Really?" Bai Xue asked, turning her head.
"Just do whatever Mr. Gou tells you to do! Why are you talking so much nonsense?"
The bald man, who was a lackey, scolded him in dissatisfaction, "Do you think you can hurt Mr. Gou with just your strength?"
"Don't worry, I have been in the world of immortal cultivation for decades. Let alone you, even if it is..."
Before Gou Dongxi could finish his pretentious words, Bai Xue had already raised her fist and punched him on the back.
With a dull thud, Gou Lao was knocked to the ground on the spot. He was caught off guard and his head hit the ground. He was unable to struggle for a long time.
"Wow...Wow! What good things have you done?"
The bald man reacted and screamed, hurried forward, grabbed Gou Lao's waist with both hands, and finally pulled Gou Lao out as if he was pulling a carrot, using all his strength.
"Puff~" Gou Dongxi, with blood all over his face, spat out a mouthful of blood towards the sky.
He was already seriously injured and was hit hard again. The anger in his heart flared up at this moment, and he slapped the bald man in the face with two big slaps.
"Ah, what? Mr. Gou? You... you hit the wrong person?" The bald man covered his face, his eyes full of confusion.
"It's you I'm going to hit!"
Even after two slaps, Gou Dongxi still seemed unsatisfied. He grabbed the bald man and slapped him more than ten times before pushing him away.
"Where the hell did you find these two top-notch guys? Do you want to murder me?"
"How could that be?" The bald man hurriedly explained, "Mr. Gou, please listen to my explanation..."
"I don't want to hear a word! Get lost!"
I finally recovered a little and am feeling better now. After all this trouble, I would not be able to walk without ten days or half a month of rest.
It seems that the most urgent task is to refine the hemolytic pill!
Only with it can we break through the blood mist barrier outside the secret realm.
"Wait!" Gou Dongxi stopped the people who were about to leave and asked in a cold voice, "Can you two make pills?"
Chi Yu and Bai Xue looked at each other and said in unison: "Of course he can! He's very professional!"
Chi Yu muttered to himself: You are really good at judging people. I am a professional in alchemy.
He has a talent that is 100% sure to explode the furnace, and when the furnace explodes, a magic pill will be produced. There is no other person like him in the world.
"Very good, it seems that you two are not completely useless." Gou Dongxi's expression finally eased a little, and then he instructed the bald man, "Take them to the basement to make pills."
Seeing the few people walking away, Gou Dongxi took out a sound transmission note from his pocket and said, "How is the situation over there?"
Soon, a response came: "Don't worry, Master Gou, these so-called upright monks are cowardly and have their own ulterior motives. They are no match for us at all!"
"Don't be careless! Remember, your goal is to delay them, you don't have to fight them to the death!"
"Roger that!"
The voice stopped abruptly, Gou Dongxi crushed the sound transmission note in his hand, and smiled coldly: "Wait until I get the Sea-turning Seal, then I will deal with you clowns! Hehehe~"
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Following the bald man's footsteps, Chi Yu and the others came to a spacious basement.
Looking around, there are rows and rows of alchemy furnaces.
Several evil cultivators were busy in front of the alchemy furnace.
"From now on, the two of you will work hard to make the elixir here. This is the recipe. If the elixir is successful, there will be a huge reward." After throwing down a piece of parchment, the bald man turned around and left.
"What kind of elixir is worth mobilizing so many troops?"
Chi Yu studied the recipe curiously.
Bai Xue's gaze remained on the food box not far away.
In the eyes of a foodie, there is really nothing else except eating.
"Humph! A worthless person at the third level of foundation building, you dare to embarrass yourself here? Do you really think that refining the hemolytic pill is so easy?"
A harsh voice came from behind. Chi Yu raised his eyebrows and turned to look at the other party. It was an old man with gray hair and beard who was speaking coldly.
"I don't think I've provoked you?" Chi Yu looked at the other person in confusion.
"What's the matter?" The old man squinted his eyes and bared his teeth, "You didn't provoke me, so I can't provoke you?"
Are all the evil practitioners nowadays so hot-tempered?
"Uncle, I advise you to be kind!"
The other party was only at the fourth level of foundation building. Chi Yu really didn't know where he got the courage to mock him.
You know, I have a partner... right? Where are my partners?
Bai Xue had disappeared from his sight, so Chi Yu looked around hastily for her, and finally found her in the corner where the dog was tied.
At this moment, Bai Xue was staring at the food in the dog bowl, swallowing her saliva, as if she wanted to snatch the food from the dog's mouth.
How greedy are you?
Chi Yu quickly stepped forward and pulled her up, scolding her: "Senior Sister, we have our bottom line. No matter how hungry we are, we can't eat anything!"
Bai Xue quickly explained: "I was just strolling, I didn't think about anything else~"
I didn't think about anything else, why would my drool be all over the floor?
Chi Yu was speechless to her. He looked around and said in a low voice, "Don't forget, we are here to do something big!"
"learn!"
As he was speaking, a voice like a broken gong came from behind him: "Hey, those two over there, come over here and help me! Hurry up!"
The two looked at each other and walked over one after another.
"Crack~"
The man looked at the back of his hand which was beaten red, with shock written all over his face.
Bai Xue: "Junior sister, why does he want us to hit his hand?"
Chi Yu: "I don't know, maybe there's something wrong with his brain!"
"Yes! Judging from his appearance, he doesn't look very smart!"
"Well, you should have less contact with people like that!"
The two men walked away muttering to each other, leaving the guy alone and disheveled in the wind.
After hesitating for a long time, the two of them slowly began to prepare to refine the elixir.
"Junior sister, how about I do it?" Considering that the elixir refined by Chi Yu was very strange, Bai Xue, a useless alchemist, volunteered to take on the main role.
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