Chapter 766 Group 3 is definitely not an option
Chapter 766 Group 3 is definitely not an option
Fortunately, she was not born in ancient times, Li Wu sighed in her heart.
In the barrage, people from various dynasties came out to exchange verbal attacks. As long as a prodigal son or a tyrant appeared in a certain dynasty, other dynasties would naturally come to watch the joke.
"The second one, this one, I have mentioned him many, many, many times," Li Wu specifically said "many times" three times, which shows that he emphasized it.
"He is Wanyan Gou of the Song Dynasty. Our ancestors should all know who he is. That's why I said just now that I didn't want to talk about the third group. It was mainly because I was afraid that you ancestors would be angry. Now, you are angry again," Li Wu spread her hands. She was sure that the people of the Song Dynasty and the Ming Dynasty were angry.
Especially the emperors of the Song and Ming dynasties, they were so furious.
Emperor Taizu of Song, Zhao Kuangyin, specifically @ed Wanyan Gou in the barrage and singled him out for a scolding. Wanyan Gou said nothing and just pretended to be blind. At least he was still alive, but was sidelined and put under house arrest.
But you know what, Wanyan Gou felt that this was pretty good. At least he was still alive and not killed. He was very afraid of death, otherwise he wouldn't have kept running away.
He would be willing to live, even if it was a miserable life. He didn't want to die, not at all.
He was better than Zhu Qizhen of the Ming Dynasty. At least Taizu did not order him to be killed to vent his anger.
Fortunately, their Taizu was not like the Ming Taizu, otherwise he would have been cut into pieces.
Our ancestors only hoped that the last one would not have his own dynasty, otherwise they would really not be able to accept it.
Looking at the incompetent emperors of other dynasties, although they felt like laughing at them, they also felt sad for the people.
How can the people live well with such an emperor around?
“The third one, um, ancestors, which dynasty do you think they were from?
It's a unified dynasty," Li Wu asked deliberately. There were only a few dynasties that unified the country, and his heart couldn't help but tighten. Although the Ming Dynasty was on the list, it didn't mean there weren't other incompetent rulers.
The ancestors made various guesses in the barrage, and even guessed which emperor it was. The emperor whose name was called had a face as black as the bottom of a pot. No, the little immortal didn’t even say what it was, he just called their names directly. What does that mean?
Although they dared to say that this emperor could not be called the greatest emperor in history, he still followed the rules and regulations, so he should be considered a wise ruler, right?
Many emperors actually, well, had no self-awareness, and were even quite narcissistic and shameless, thinking that they were doing a very good job as emperors, which was far superior to many other emperors.
There were also emperors who were self-aware, so they rarely showed up.
"Sure enough, not a single ancestor guessed it right. The others are emperors of the Qing Dynasty. You should have guessed it, ancestors. It's an emperor you despised very much," Li Wu couldn't help laughing. Really, especially the literati, they despised him to the extreme.
The ancestors didn't want to talk. That's good. They had already guessed who it was. It was the super narcissistic Emperor Qianlong of the Qing Dynasty. They didn't even want to take a second look at the poem, nor did they want to see what they had written. Every time the little immortal was doing a live broadcast, he would post a few poems on the barrage and ask them to comment. To be honest, they all pretended not to see them.
When Qianlong saw that many people were @ing him, his face turned green, and none of the ministers dared to say anything for fear of being taken out on.
"Emperor Qianlong of the Qing Dynasty has already spoken for the third group. I definitely won't be chosen from the third group. Even if I want to choose, you ancestors won't be happy, right?" There are so many people who have not come to the afterlife yet.
How could our ancestors be happy to let incompetent rulers or treacherous ministers go to the afterlife?
"Then there are only the first and second groups left," Li Wu bit her fingers. This made her a little embarrassed. To be honest, she wanted to choose the second group, but she also wanted to choose the first group. She really wanted to meet Senior Yan Zhenqing.
And as for Yang Zaixing, she didn't dare to think about how painful it must be for him to be hit by so many arrows.
Guan Yu is the Martial Saint, so who wouldn’t be curious about Guan Erye?
But the princesses who were married off to foreign countries are also very pitiful.
Seeing the little fairy frowning, the first and second groups kept staring at the sky, waiting for the little fairy to make his choice.
In fact, it doesn’t matter which group you choose, because their lives have changed a lot now anyway.
"After thinking about it, I decide to choose the first group. Sorry, princesses," Li Wu faked crying. She always had to make a choice.
When the three people in the first group heard that the immortal had chosen them, they knew it was a sure thing. They knew that they were chosen.
The princesses accepted it calmly.
"Then please get ready, Senior Guan Yu, Senior Yan Zhenqing and General Yang Zaixing, the next traders. We'll see you the day after tomorrow. Bye," Li Wu waved in front of himself and turned off the live broadcast.
[Calling system, calling system]
[Host, what can I do for you?]
[It's okay, I just wanted to call you]
The system was speechless, as it saw that the host was idle and had nothing to do.
[System, let me check the system mall. There are still many things I haven’t looked at yet.]
[Okay] When the system heard that the host wanted to view the mall, its tone changed.
Li Wu started from the first-tier shopping malls, looking at all kinds of things, exclaiming from time to time, until she finished looking. She didn't know how much time had passed. In the end, she didn't buy anything. She just looked and didn't say she wanted to buy anything.
[Host, don’t you want to buy anything?] I looked for several hours and didn’t buy anything. This really pissed me off.
[No, no, I want to save some points. They will be useful to me. They will be very useful. Besides, I don’t need anything now.] Li Wu spread his hands innocently.
The system was extremely angry and unilaterally cut off contact with Li Wu.
[System, system, hey, this guy, is he so angry?]
Li Wu felt that she had done nothing wrong. Although the system had been watching with her all the time and even recommended her to buy from time to time, just like a salesperson, it was extremely active. But it didn't mean that she had to buy. This made the system very angry.
The next day, Li Wu was too busy browsing the system mall last night to get up the next day.
Sleeping until you wake up naturally and feeling dizzy and disoriented is the aftereffect of staying up late.
"Oh, I will never stay up late again. If I do, I will be a dog," Li Wu swore. The system didn't want to respond after hearing it. It didn't know how many times the host had sworn this.
In the morning, the host regrets not going to bed early and staying up late, but at night, he has to stay up late again and regrets it the next day. This repeats over and over again, and he has become accustomed to it.
Li Wu got up, had breakfast, then picked some flowers and put them in the vase.
Then after exercising for a while, I felt so sleepy again and went back to sleep.
Maybe it was because he slept too much, Li Wu suddenly woke up in the middle of the night. He was so restless that he couldn't fall asleep at all.
[System, what should I do if I am not sleepy at all now? I still have to receive the ancestors tomorrow.] Li Wu said helplessly. If she didn't sleep, she would definitely be tired tomorrow, but she slept too much and couldn't fall asleep now.
[Host, otherwise buy it...] The system hadn't finished recommending it yet, and Li Wu declined politely, "Goodbye, I think I can still sleep."
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