bookrebus Chapter 226 Snake
Chapter 226 Snake
【落星送主播小九浪漫马车*1*2*3*4*5*6*7*8*9】（抖）
[Falling Star: There's nothing I can do, my money has its own ideas.]
【程送主播小九浪漫马车*1*2*3*4*5*6*7*8*9】（抖）
Cheng: Who else would spoil Jiu Jiu if not her, given how adorable she is?
[CeCe: Goodness gracious, Little Jiu, does your family have a horse-drawn carriage convoy to pick you up from get off work?]
[CeCe: They're sending them in sets of nine, is it because your name is Xiao Jiu (Little Nine)?]
Mu Chen: More or less.
[Ze Yi: The name Jiu Jiu just happens to be related to Jiu Jiu.]
[Xiaoxiao: Tears of envy streamed from the corner of her mouth]
[Nan Chen: You're drooling.]
[Xiaoxiao: Shut up, I have my own reasons]
[Jiangnan Fish sends a romantic carriage to streamer Xiao Jiu*1] (Shake)
[Jiangnan Fish: Nine older sisters can't afford to give you a gift, but congratulations to little sister Jiu on winning the championship. This is a gift from your older sisters. By the way, let's pick you up after your live stream along with your older brothers' and sisters' car convoy.]
【笑笑送主播小九超级跑车*1*2*3*4*5*6*7*8*9*……*20】（1200抖）
[Xiaoxiao: You all send horse-drawn carriages, but I'm different. I sent a fleet of supercars so that Little Sister Jiu can drive a different one every day.]
【南尘送主播小九私人飞机*1*2*3*4*5*6*7*8*9】（3000抖）
[Nan Chen: You all send convoys, I send airplanes. It's good to switch modes of transportation every now and then, isn't it?]
Xiao Jiu: "Thank you to my sister Yu Yu for the carriage, thank you to my sister Xiao Xiao for the supercar, thank you to my brother Nan Chen for the airplane, thank you boss!"
[Xiaoxiao: No wonder so many people get hooked after just one swipe! Who wouldn't get hooked? No way, you need to end the stream now, I have to protect my wallet, or your money will jump into my pocket!]
[CeCe: Hahahahahaha]
Xiao Jiu: "That's all for today. See you tomorrow, goodnight!"
[Mu Chen: Goodnight]
[Ze Yi: Goodnight]
[I can't see you: Goodnight]
[Falling Star: Goodnight]
[Jiangnan Fish: Goodnight]
Cheng: Goodnight
[Xiaoxiao: Bye-bye]
[CeCe: Goodnight]
【…】
Xiao Jiu turned off the live stream. She was going to find that guy who was really handsome and test him to see if he really knew anything.
[Xiao Jiu: Add me as a friend]
[Xiao Jiu: I want to talk to you about foxes]
【I'm really handsome: ???】
[I'm really handsome: Okay!!!]
Brother is really handsome. He's still awake at this hour. Snakes are usually more active at night, and he's no exception now that he's become human. He often stays up late, sleeps during the day, and is energetic at night.
Brother is really handsome. After adding Xiao Jiu on WeChat, he knew his guess was right. He felt that this girl was the one he had been thinking of. He didn't mention a word of his disappointment at having doubted himself and mistaken her for someone else.
Snake: [Hello, hello, how would you like to talk?]
Jiu Jiu: [With that username, are you a snake spirit?]
Snake: 【！！！！】
Snake: [How did you know?]
Jiu Jiu: [Uh, I was just guessing]
If it were anyone else, Xiao Jiu certainly wouldn't have made such a guess, but she herself is a fox spirit. She encountered someone who might be like her, and seeing this kind of online name, it's hard to imagine, isn't it? This is actually a foolish snake.
Snake: [Are you a fox?]
Jiu Jiu: [Where did you learn about foxes?]
Jiu Jiu: [After the founding of the People's Republic of China, it was forbidden for beings to become spirits. How did you come to be?]
Snake: [I am not from this world]
Snake: [The person above told me that a fox could help me get home, and I want to go home.]
Jiu Jiu: [The one above?]
Snake: [Yes, it's the world consciousness that told me.]
Jiu Jiu: [When did it tell you?]
Snake: [It's been about a month now]
Xiao Jiu was speechless. It was the world consciousness that had caused her trouble again. She wondered why anyone would know she was a fox. She thought she had met someone of her own kind, but it turned out to be a snake spirit that didn't even have its own body.
Snake: [It's you, Fox!]
Snake: [Please help me, I want to go home]
Snake: [Going back to my own home]
Jiu Jiu: [Uh, isn't this place nice?]
Jiu Jiu: [There's so much to eat, drink, and do here; it's much better than your desolate wilderness.]
Snake: [No way, you have no idea how unlucky I am in this world.]
Snake: [Now even mice dare to bully me!]
Snake: [This is too embarrassing for a snake, I don't want to stay here anymore]
Jiu Jiu: [But I don't know how to get you back.]
Jiu Jiu: [This is the first time I've encountered a situation like yours.]
Jiu Jiu: [Why don't you ask the world consciousness again?]
Snake: [You don't know? ???]
Snake: [I don't believe it, I don't believe it!]
Jiu Jiu: [Fine, don't believe me then, I never lie.]
She doesn't lie, but only if the person is human.
Xiao Jiu wasn't wrong, though. She really had never tried this before, nor had she ever encountered this situation. This was the first time. She looked at her own barely visible cultivation level and really didn't want to get involved in this mess.
It's all the world's fault; how could it be so good at creating trouble for itself?
She had just mentally complained about the world consciousness when the weather outside suddenly changed. What was once a sky full of stars was now suddenly filled with lightning and thunder, making Xiao Jiu feel a little guilty.
She was also somewhat afraid of lightning, after all, being struck by lightning is extremely painful.
Well, you're so magnanimous, it's all my fault, I was wrong, (。﹏。*) .
Xiao Jiu silently apologized to the world consciousness in her heart, and only then did the sky outside calm down.
"Could this be another scumbag's oath that caused this?" Lu Shuhe and the other two were still awake and noticed the changing sky outside. Didn't they say that being struck by lightning was a sign of a scumbag's oath?
Whenever there's a thunderstorm like this, when it's thundering, they like to joke that it's because the scumbag made a vow.
"Hahaha, it really does look quite similar."
Meng Wanning agreed with Lu Shuhe's words, while Xiao Jiu could only silently reply to them in her heart, "No, this time it really is the scumbag who took the blame."
Snake: [Was that you just now?]
Jiu Jiu: [What?]
Snake: [Thunder]
Jiu Jiu: [You overestimate me. This world doesn't allow sentient beings to exist.]
Snake: [Then how did you become a spirit?]
Snake: [Curious.jpg]
Jiu Jiu: [You're being a little too familiar.]
Jiu Jiu: [Are all snake spirits like this?]
Snake: [The song "Snake Spirit" sounds awful!]
Snake: [I don't know, I've always been myself]
Snake: [I'm so excited to finally meet someone like me!]
Jiu Jiu: [We're not the same kind. I'm a fox, and you're a snake. What kind of fox and snake are the same kind?]