bookrebus Chapter 285
Chapter 285
Everyone was still very much looking forward to it.
After all, before this, Su Yu had already shown them a series of skills, including national treasure-level sugar art, killer marksmanship and knife skills, and the madman Zhang San who could turn someone into a defendant in an instant.
So it's not surprising that Su Yu really can tell fortunes.
only.
After Jiang Xiaosheng finished drawing a talisman.
Upon seeing this, the fans on the other side immediately rushed over to mock them:
"Jiang Jiang just said that the paper used to draw talismans needs to be yellow stone paper, which cannot be bought online."
"So Su Wei doesn't know how to tell fortunes at all, nor does she understand Taoist arts."
"Only a bunch of idiots like you would be willing to spoil Su Wei like this in the live stream."
"Ugly gang buying talismans? That's not just unprofessional, it's downright idiotic!"
"Su Wei is really funny. If you don't understand, just say you don't understand. It's not shameful. I suggest that since we're going to have a PK, let's go big and cast a really strong curse, preferably one that will prevent Su Wei from getting an erection."
Mr. Liu, who was hospitalized, looked grief-stricken.
"Please, could you please cast this spell on me?"
"I'm so dizzy."
The blood was rushing uncontrollably to his head!
Su Yu found the knife.
Unpacking.
One side opens:
"Who said I bought the talisman paper on Ugly Group?"
Su Yu's words left the viewers in the live stream even more confused.
"What else could it be but a talisman?"
"Could it be gossip?"
"It's still an astrological compass!"
"Case solved! Su Wei bought tarot cards. (doge emoji)"
However, it was at this very moment that...
At Hua Chen's prompting, Jiang Xiaosheng picked a comment in the live stream that was stirring up trouble and read it aloud:
"Hey Su, a lot of friends in the live stream want to see us go a little further, what do you think?"
Su Yu did not refuse, but asked in return:
How big do you want?
Jiang Xiaosheng: ...
Brilliance Auto: ...
audience:……
However, this was coupled with Su Yu's very serious tone.
Everyone could only say that they were overthinking it.
"It's a competition of Taoist arts, drawing some offensive talismans."
"Of course, don't worry, this time we'll focus on exchanging ideas and stop here."
Fearing that Su Yu would refuse, Jiang Xiaosheng quickly added another explanation.
"Sure, no problem."
To Jiang Xiaosheng's surprise, Su Yu agreed without the slightest hesitation.
Followed by.
Su Yu also took out the first item from the packaging.
"I want to see what Su Wei can buy to perform rituals if it's not talismans."
"Let's make a bold guess, could it be Hua Chenyu's album?"
result.
Everyone took a closer look.
I was stunned.
"Can I believe my eyes?!"
"No, can anyone tell me why Su Wei took out a calculator?"
"Su Wei, wake up!"
"You're telling fortunes, not doing math!"
After Su Yu unpacked the calculator and installed the AA batteries, the power-on screen appeared.
"try it."
Su Yu chuckled.
Then press the button.
"666!"
The calculator emitted a deafening sound.
It instantly shattered the last glimmer of hope held by the audience.
"Damn it, it really is a calculator!"
"Pray to the cyber god, predict the fate of electronics, AI will be the master of future technology."
"Old Su, you really are something else!"
Jiang Xiaosheng's fans reacted after seeing this scene.
They became even more arrogant.
They jumped right in front of him and unleashed their ultimate taunt.
"I now seriously doubt Su Wei's brain function."
"I thought he was a king, but he turned out to be a piece of scrap metal."
“To call him scrap iron is a serious insult even to iron.”
"Seriously, I'm speechless. If you don't understand something, just admit it. Why pretend to be an expert? It's a complete waste of everyone's time."
"I can already imagine the awkward scene when Su Wei participates in the Chinese Rap of China show."
Just when everyone thought Su Yu's actions were already pretty outrageous.
next second.
Then, an even more outrageous move occurred, leaving everyone in awe.
Su Yu then reached his hand into the large packaging box again.
Seeing this, the viewers in the live stream had their hopes rekindled.
"Given Su Laoliu's personality, the calculator might just be for the sake of creating a good live stream effect."
"Now the real props are here!"
“When the Pure Love brothers were fighting before, Su Wei even calculated the unexpected situations that might occur on the spot.”
"It was so dark that people couldn't see anything, yet Su Wei was able to predict what would happen next. How could he not be a fortune teller?"
“That’s right, I also think Su Wei doesn’t seem like the kind of person who speaks out of a desire to win.”
However. 1.3
After Su Yu took the contents out of the box...
All that could be said was:
"Su Wei, this guy, when he gets casual, he's practically inhuman!!!"