bookrebus Chapter 409
Chapter 409
"I want to get rich quick!"
The female viewer shouted excitedly.
After he finished speaking, a pitiful look appeared on his face.
He complained wildly:
"Since graduating from university, I have completely become a corporate slave."
"I work overtime every day, I'm exhausted like a dog, and at the end of the month my salary is only 3,000 yuan."
"Please, Master Su, I only have one thought right now, which is to not go to work and just get paid every day."
"Or is there a job where you can get paid while lying in bed?"
The female viewer said this.
The viewers in the live stream burst into laughter.
"You still have money while lying in bed?"
"This is exciting!"
"A famous person once said, if lying in bed doesn't bring you wealth, then get up now."
"I'd love to be the first customer."
Upon seeing the comments in the live stream, the female viewer immediately understood and blushed.
"Dude, let's not mess around. I'm a decent guy, and I'm talking about a legitimate job."
The female viewer's explanation only made things worse, as it attracted a large influx of seasoned viewers who enjoyed making jokes into her live stream.
People started giving tips!
"These sunglasses are my service fee."
"I tipped you a coin, I'll go first."
"First Blood Bounty, Gold Coins +300".
The female viewer had never seen anything like this before, and quickly begged for mercy, saying, "Brothers, if you keep pushing me like this, I won't hold back anymore."
Audience: "6!"
Sure enough, there are two kinds of viewers in one live stream.
At that moment, Su Yu looked up at the screen.
He said, "Come closer so I can take a look."
The female viewer moved forward a little.
"bra?"
Su Yu rolled his eyes.
"Ah? An ominous sign!"
The female viewer screamed in fright.
"What ominous sign!"
"Where is the ominous sign?"
"Master Su, what should I do to dispel this ominous sign?"
The female viewer was extremely nervous.
Su Yu said in a serious tone, "First step, hold up your phone!"
"it is good."
The female viewer obediently did as instructed.
"The second step is to point your phone's camera at your face!"
"So simple."
The female viewer was taken aback.
"That way I won't have to see that you're wearing a bra."
Upon hearing Su Yu's words, the female viewer blushed again.
When she came to her senses, she realized that she had been too nervous just now, especially after Su Yu told her to move forward a little bit.
I moved the chair myself and loosened the phone holder on the table, causing it to become crooked.
That's why what just happened occurred!
at this time.
In the live broadcast room.
The female viewer's face appeared before everyone.
She was a girl with delicate features and a slightly pale face.
She looked to be no more than twenty-three or twenty-four years old.
"Wow, this female driver looks quite different."
"I'm going to my wife's live stream right now to become the top spender."
"Dude, what's wrong? You've already forgotten about Qiao Biluo?"
While the audience was discussing the female viewers' appearances, Su Yu had already begun to analyze their faces.
This fortune-telling skill may sound similar to that of a charlatan sitting on a small stool in a park, wearing old-fashioned sunglasses, trying to fool people.
But in fact, after Su Yu carefully tried out this fortune-telling skill...
I then realized that 'fortune telling' is just a relatively general term for this skill.
To be more accurate.
It is based on fortune telling.
Using a specific point to represent the whole picture.
It includes all of the Taoist mystic arts.
Therefore, for Su Yu now...
Fortune telling is such a trivial matter.
There's absolutely no need for face-to-face interaction or any birth dates or times.
A large part of the problem can be solved using the simplest physiognomy.
However, Su Yu glanced at the female viewer and couldn't help but laugh.
Good guy!
That dark spot on his forehead!
It's almost as stale as the bottom of a pot that's been cooking for over a decade.
Within ten minutes, the female viewer's life was in danger.
What time do you get off work?
Su Yu asked.
The female viewer was taken aback: "??? I'm about to get off work."
She was supposed to leave work at seven o'clock, but her supervisor caught her just before she left and made her organize the materials for tomorrow's meeting.
The data has now been compiled.
The electric vehicles that were charging upstairs are probably almost fully charged by now.
So, she tidied up and prepared to leave work.
Upon hearing this, viewers flooded Su Yu's live stream with angry emojis.
"Su Laoliu, why the hell are you asking him what time he gets off work?"
"Are you thinking of starting a harem again?!"
"Damn it, I took a fancy to a woman, and Su Laoliu snatched her away."
"Brothers, let's retreat. Su Laoliu has taken care of things; this is none of our business."
Su Yu: “…”
The female viewer felt a little embarrassed upon seeing this. Although she wasn't a stunning beauty, she was still quite good-looking.
If I were to give it a score, it would be around 80.
When she was in college, many people pursued her.
The reason her supervisor assigned her to organize the documents was because he had previously tried to pursue her but was rejected, and was now seeking revenge out of pettiness.
If……
If Su Yu had that kind of thought...
It seems like there's nothing wrong with it!
"4800 yuan!"
Su Yu made a direct offer.
"what?"
The female viewer was taken aback.
He blurted out, "Once or once a month?"
It's actually not cheap to do it just once.
But if it's a month...
Isn't that a bit...too little?
Although she was a fan of Su Yu, as the saying goes, even close brothers should keep clear accounts.
Su Yu: "??? 6!"
at this time.
In the live broadcast room.
The audience members immediately raised their bids.
"Honey, I'm willing to give you ten thousand!"
"Old Su is really damn stingy."
“I’m willing to pay 15,000 yuan for four times a month, half an hour each time.”
"Hehe, I believe you if it's thirty seconds at a time."
"Damn it, I just bid 15,000, and when I checked your profile, I found out you already have a wife and kids."
"The red flag at home never falls, while colorful flags flutter outside; this brother is really good at this."
The female viewer quickly shook her head and refused: "Thank you for your kindness, but I really just want to make some legitimate money."
Being kept by a sugar daddy!
Be a mistress!
This kind of thing involves breaking up other people's families.
She asked herself honestly that she couldn't do it.
Su Yu coughed lightly.
Everyone's attention turned to this.
"You may have misunderstood. What I meant was that you give it to me."
As soon as Su Yu said this, the female viewer immediately understood.
Normally, people charge for fortune telling.
Su Yu must be asking me for the fee for the fortune telling.
only……
Isn't this a bit too expensive?
It was as if he had guessed what the female viewer was thinking.
Su Yu laughed and said, "How about this, you don't need to pay me now. After I finish telling your fortune, if you think it's accurate, just give me a gift during your next live stream that will make me want to end the stream. What do you think?"
"Really? If that's the case, then of course there's no problem!"
The female viewer exclaimed excitedly.
If I become rich.
Let alone four thousand eight, she could even come up with eight thousand four.
"Alright, it's a deal then."
Su Yu glanced at the time.
I glanced again at the furnishings in the female friend's office.
The first quarter of the hour of Hai.
Saturn is in the sky.
The area between the eyebrows is dark and gloomy.
Life is inevitably related to earth and stone.
Of the three thousand Great Daos, the forty-nine Heavenly Evolutions, one is lost.
In layman's terms, in the realm of Taoist arts, some seemingly unsolvable predicaments often hold a glimmer of hope.
This glimmer of hope is often easily overlooked.
"Master Su, I'm going home now."
The female viewer said that she lived quite far away.
If we don't leave now, it will be very late when we get home, and it won't be very safe.
And at this time.
Su Yu said something that made the audience exclaim "666" (a Chinese internet slang for "awesome").