bookrebus Chapter 678
Chapter 678
It's like hearing celestial music, instantly clearing your ears!
Excessive listening to disturbing sounds can cause brain damage!
The people in the Mushroom House were so frightened that some put on earplugs and others took sleeping pills.
Huang Lei was tidying up the kitchen when he suddenly jolted and bumped into the range hood.
He let out a "ouch" sound.
He Jiong originally wanted to drink some water to calm down, but he was so startled that he sprayed water all over the place.
Huang Lei wiped the mixture of tea and saliva from his face, pointed at He Jiong, and cursed, "Teacher He, you little troll!"
……
however.
No matter what others do.
Su Yu's voice stuck to their ears and minds like a leech.
The lingering odor persisted without ceasing.
Studio.
"Ahhhh!"
"What the hell is that noise?!"
"I was so scared I went limp!"
"No, buddy, you could have charged in there too."
"When I sang a bit just now, a few of the 'ah' sounds were actually quite nice."
"..."
Because when they helped their fellow villagers sell tangerines and started a live-streaming event to support farmers, the program team transferred some of the live-streaming privileges to Su Yu.
Su Yu adheres to the principle that good things must be shared with everyone.
While composing the music, I took advantage of my privileges to perform some minor actions on the viewers watching the live stream in the background.
As a result, some people's phones were like they were frozen, and they couldn't exit the app at all.
"I'm really going crazy."
"Daddy phone, why did you have to freeze at this time of year?"
"Waaaaah, you didn't experience any buffering when watching a 5GB movie last time, but you're buffering when watching a live stream?"
"Thankfully, I can still remove the battery from my phone. See you tomorrow, brothers and sisters, if you manage to survive this ordeal."
After seeing this comment, the big-time grudge holding an iPhone stared blankly at his phone.
"Fortunately, my battery capacity is only 70%."
"If you just keep going, it won't die."
the other side.
Su Yu went all out.
The suffocating feeling of constipation and the inability to defecate, the frustration of finishing in just a few seconds...
It was as if all the unpleasant things in the world had converged into that never-ending sound of "pooping".
"No, Xiao Su probably doesn't know how to record a video and then play it on a loop."
"If he does that, he's just like a raccoon dog without a branch."
Huang Lei and He Jiong exchanged a glance.
open the window.
Looking outwards.
They discovered that Su Yu was standing downstairs, smiling at them.
After a brief pause, take a deep breath.
Then came another magical attack that lasted for several tens of seconds.
Not only the guests at the Mushroom House, but even the viewers who were still 'surviving' in the live stream discovered a fact.
That means Su Laoliu's lung capacity is really good.
They tried out this singing style briefly.
That's right.
It was gone in a flash.
The result was brain hypoxia, blurred vision, and almost fainting.
It is clear that, as previously stated, Su Yu's singing skills are indeed quite good.
the other side.
Down the mountain.
In the courtyards of each household, the big yellow dogs and the small black dogs were all startled and barked.
It didn't take a while.
The villagers, who had already gone to bed, got up and turned on the lights.
Similarly, the village party secretary's family was also awakened by the barking of dogs.
Because someone came and caused trouble today.
Therefore, everyone is very vigilant.
"Could it be that someone is coming to retaliate against Xiao Su and the others?"
Thinking of this, the village party secretary quickened his pace in getting dressed.
I jogged all the way out of the house.
Upon arriving at the village committee, they turned on the loudspeaker and broadcast: "Everyone, wake up! The group of people who caused trouble earlier have run back to the Mushroom House. Men, grab your weapons and hurry up and help."
"Old man, be careful."
"His dad is holding this kitchen knife, which he just sharpened this morning."
"This fork is all curled at the edges, replace it."
……
The women did not stop the men from going out; on the contrary, they were pleased to learn that they were going to help the people at the Mushroom House.
They all pulled out their most lethal weapons.
"If all else fails, I'll boil a pot of oil and take it with me later."
One of the women suggested.
A group of men, carrying hand lamps and equipment, marched in a grand procession toward the mushroom house on the mountain.
As the distance gets closer.
Su Yu's shouts became clearer.
"Village chief, what's wrong with Xiao Su?"
"That howl was way too loud."
"That was so loud, it must have hurt so much. They won't do anything to Xiao Su..."
Everyone speculated.
at last.
Just as I was about to reach the door.
Finally, someone couldn't take it anymore.
"It's a bit tragic, but Xiao Su's yelling was really awful."
Hear the words.
Everyone took a deep breath.
Disgusting!
It really sounds awful!
Moreover, they listened to the audio intermittently and continuously the whole way up the mountain, a journey that took them more than ten minutes.
That's absolutely amazing!
My ears exploded!
His brain was split open!
"Never mind that, let's go inside and help."
The village chief pushed open the door.
The scene before them surprised everyone.
In his imagination, Su Yu should be pinned to the ground by a group of thugs, either with his pants pulled down or being frantically beaten with an iron rod.
But what they found was Su Yu standing in the yard, full of energy, holding a megaphone and shouting incoherently.
"Village chief, you've come too?"
A hint of surprise flashed in Su Yu's eyes.
"what!"
"we are coming."
"Since you're alright, we'll be leaving now."
When the village secretary saw that Su Yu was about to speak again, he prepared to flee.
however.
We're still running too slowly!
The next half minute.
It's a fusion song of "Tante" and "Lost Rivers".
"Run!"
"Teacher He, Teacher Huang, please take care of yourselves."
After shouting something, the village secretary ran away as if his life depended on it.
A woman at home, heating oil and worried that her husband might be taken advantage of.
The fire hasn't been lit yet.
Then she heard her husband hurriedly push open the door and rush in, panting heavily.
"What happened? You didn't win? You were chased back here!"
The woman asked curiously.
But after looking for a long time, she couldn't find any injuries on her husband.
"Dad, you're not deserting, are you?"
The woman asked with exasperation, "If my husband really runs away without a fight, our family will be the subject of gossip and slander by the village intelligence group tomorrow."
"No, you have to go back."
The woman said angrily.
The man quickly waved his hand: "Why go back? It's too dangerous."
That snarl!
It's even more terrifying than a sow in heat.
the other side.
Inside the Mushroom House.
Finally, someone couldn't take it anymore.
"yue!"
Zi Feng was so disgusted by the singing that she vomited.
[Ding dong, congratulations dear host! Guest Zifeng from Mushroom House has reached 100% emotional breakdown and has broken down. Keep up the good work!]
the other side.
Peng Peng found the leftover food that Su Hanxue had ordered last night to treat his sleep problems. After eating it all, the remaining food helped him fall asleep quickly.
But only in a dream.
There's always a loudspeaker following me around, constantly playing awful songs on repeat.
[Ding dong, congratulations dear host, Peng Peng, a guest at Mushroom House, has reached 100% emotional breakdown and has broken down. Please keep up the good work!]