Chapter 22: The War of Demons Begins
Chapter 22: The War of Demons Begins
Xue'er, what time is it now? Four thousand seven hundred years ago. The Demon God War is almost here, isn't it? Soon, within the next few years. Where should we go?
A four-star mission: give each of the five newly spawned demon gods a powerful attack. The reward weapon chest is now filled.
All kinds of weapons. They exist in all the weapons of the myriad worlds. And each one is made up of the same five types.
Xue'er, are you used to getting slapped by big bastards? Why do all the newly born demon gods have to get slapped by big bastards? This is a task issued from above. I didn't issue it. Okay, then you can guide me to slap them and have them fight.
Yesterday, the Camel Dragon King shouted that Morax's thousand-year-old grudge should be settled. Today, the Great Fighting God is wildly fanning himself. What kind of talk is this? It's awful. I made this up on the spot. Let's go!
That's the new demon god. Quickly give him a big nose pouch. Xue'er, I want to use the Morax peak strength experience card. Okay, stop using it after you've defeated all the big bastards and they've run away. Okay, I understand.
What a nice world. *Thud*, a huge slap. Who hit me with their slap? What kind of demon is that? It's Chen Zhi, the Demon God of Demise. Luckily, he didn't see me. I'm sorry, my dear. I'll make it up to you next time.
See that demon god? Go forth, beautiful world. *Thud*, a huge slam. What kind of demon god is this? What is this? The Demon God of Dreams, I'm going to kill you!
See that demon over there? Could that be Oser? You guessed right! But there's no reward. How did you guess? It's in the water. And there are so many of them. Oh, is that so?
Beautiful world! *Thud*, a huge slam. Who is it? I'm going to kill you. This is getting more and more fun, so exciting!
What kind of pattern is this? Dragon. Could it be Morax? No. Is this a Chi, the same Chi from the ancient legend? Yes. Okay.
This wonderful world! *Smack*, a huge slap. Who? Hit me. Don't let me know who you are. Of course, I'm not going to let you know who I am. It'll save you the trouble of coming after me. Besides, if I let you know, all those people I deleted before will come looking for me.
Yu Lai misspoke; it should be that demons aren't human. They'll all come looking for trouble. That's true. Let's find our next target. Our next target is the Salt Demon, Heuria. Xue'er, could you please not slap him in the butt? He's already so pitiful. It makes my heart ache. Okay, let's change it. You can just pick any demon and slap him in the butt. Even a demon born from a demon is fine.
Who are you looking for? The Yellow Sand Demon. What do you want? Yu Lai. Come here. What do you want? Come here. Okay, don't rush. Just watch when he lands. *Thud* A big thud. Why did you hit me? It's fun! Isn't it fun?
I'm angry. Even though you're my benefactor, are you even human? You're not as good as me. At least show me some respect. Okay, I know I was wrong.
Mission complete. Weapon crate obtained.
"Demon of the Yellow Sands, I'm leaving. Hurry up and go! Hmph. Sorry, Demon of the Barren Mountains, I won't do it again next time. You'll have a next time? No, there won't be. Alright, go then. I'll see you off."
Several years passed. Heavenly justice descended upon the divine realm, declaring that the victor of each region would serve as one of the seven rulers of the mortal world. Has it finally arrived?
Some demons, upon hearing this, immediately began fighting with their friends. Others led their forces to attack other people's territories.
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