The Great Wei Music Bureau

Chapter 226 Practice proves that accidents come first

Last time, we talked about Li Dacai's plan to let Shen Lu perform a big play. So how is his directing ability? Let's take a look together.

In Ling'an Temple, the Yu family guards cleared the way, just like the scene of bodyguards blocking the way when idols travel, except that Yu Jinyao did not have a fan club, so there were not so many people cheering for her. However, Jinyao felt very sorry when she saw the guards at home shouting at the people to leave, and even pushing and kicking them.

"Brother, don't let those guards drive away the people anymore. We are all here to burn incense and worship Buddha. Why do we have to do this?"

Yu Jinyao's brother's name was Luan. He waved his hand and said sternly, "Sister, this is what father specifically told me. If something unexpected happens again, father will beat me to death!

My sister doesn't go out often, so don't worry about it happening once in a while. I'll give them some more money and ask the monks at Ling'an Temple to appease them."

Jin Yao stopped and murmured, "Why not just forget it and go back."

Sister-in-law Liu reached out and held Jin Yao's hand to comfort her, "Sister has been lying at home for so many days, and father is worried to death. When he heard that you were going out, he asked us to accompany you. If we go back now, father will think that we didn't take good care of you and ruined your mood.

Dear sister, since we are here, let’s burn incense before we leave. This way, even if you don’t want to go shopping anymore, you can just go back and I can report to your brother, right?”

Liu said to the guards, "Be careful, don't hurt the people!" Then she handed two copper coins to a crying child and said with a smile, "Little brother, I'm sorry for scaring you. Use this money to buy something to eat."

Master Shouzhen, the abbot of Ling'an Temple, accompanied Li Yi and Zhang Hongchen in the attic of the side hall to watch the situation in the courtyard. Li Yi stared at Liu and shook his head and sighed: "Alas, this green tea bitch obviously thinks that the child is dirty, but she is still pretending to be hypocritical and trying to gain a good reputation."

Li Yi turned to look at Monk Shouzhen and said, "Brother, does your Ling'an Temple still keep the property of these aristocratic families?"

Monk Shouzhen immediately replied, "Ever since the Jingfa Division issued an order prohibiting all temples from keeping property for others, we have been busy counting the items and returning them to each household, but there are some discrepancies in the accounts, so..."

"Brother, please tell me if there are any things from the Yu family in your temple!"

"No, no more! A big clan like the Yu family generally does not store clan property in a temple. Even if they do, it is for personal collection. They don't want others to know about it, so they..."

"Stop, stop, stop. You mean there's nothing from the Yu family in your temple? That's easy. Let the monks guarding the temple drive all the guards of the Yu family out!"

"This, Junior Brother Xiuyuan, I'm afraid this is inappropriate."

"Inappropriate? Brother, do you mean that Buddhist believers are also divided into different levels, or that the idea that all beings are equal is nonsense in your Ling'an Temple? Buddha! Please open your eyes and take a look, this is..." As he spoke, Li Yi started to play.

Zhang Hongchen shook his head and muttered, "They say they are pretending to be nice, but what about you? They at least have some manners, but you are just being a scoundrel! What a scoundrel!"

Monk Shouzhen over there had no way to deal with Li Yi, so he reached out and grabbed him, begging, "Brother, good brother, please forgive me. You've been making trouble several times these days, can't I just listen to you? Just do as you wish!"

Theorem, didn't you hear what your uncle said? Go and blast the Yu family's guards out!"

"Disciple obeys your command!" Dingli was the big monk from before. After receiving the order, he brought six monks who were guarding the temple to stop the Yu family.

"Hey, what are you doing? My young master and young lady came to the temple to burn incense and worship Buddha! Why, you Ling'an Temple won't entertain us?"

"Amitabha, the mind, Buddha and sentient beings are all the same and are all equal. How can I tolerate your bullying in the pure land of Buddhism?"

"Hey, what do you mean, you great monk? Are you not letting us in to burn incense?"

Dingli said sternly: "If you are here to burn incense, we will let you in. But if you are doing other things in the temple, like what you did just now, you will not be welcome in Ling'an Temple!"

"Hey, hey, do you know that we are from the Yu family, but we are the biggest customers of your temple! How dare you stop us! Go and call your abbot!"

Li Yi in the attic glanced at Monk Shouzhen, who looked embarrassed and had to close his eyes and recite scriptures. Li Yi snorted coldly and continued to watch the scene below.

Dingli said calmly, "You don't need to bother me with this matter, Master. The great monk can make the decision."

Li Yi nodded and praised: "Well, Dingli is a brave disciple. Brother, you have taught him well!"

Shouzhen smiled slightly and continued chanting, but Li Yi's next words almost sent Shouzhen away.

Li Yi said, "When you pass away, you can safely hand over Ling'an Temple to Dingli. Hey, when will you pass away? I heard that all the great monks know when their death is coming. Can you feel it, brother?"

The one who was guarding his true qi blew his beard and continued to chant. Zhang Hongchen whispered in Li Yi's ear: "You are so mean, you made the old monk's beard crooked!" Li Yi didn't take it seriously and continued to watch the show.

There were a few more gunshots downstairs, and they were about to fight. Yu Jinyao shouted loudly: "Stop! Stop it! Brother, we won't burn incense today, let's go back!"

"Hey, sister, stop it. Didn't your sister-in-law tell us that we won't be able to get away with it if you do this?"

Liu stretched out her hand to stop Jin Yao who was about to go back, and said softly: "Don't be upset, sister, leave this matter to your sister-in-law, I will handle it!"

Solve? How to solve? It's amazing! Each of the Yu family guards held three incense sticks, forming a human wall to surround the Yu Luan couple, Jin Yao and Xiao He in the middle, and then walked towards the main hall together. To be honest, this scene is very funny. But Jin Yao in the middle was so embarrassed that she felt like she was on edge!

Li Yi was at a loss whether to laugh or cry when seeing this: "Fuck, this little sister-in-law is really good! She thinks really fast!"

Zhang Hongchen taunted, "It's over now. The guards are all here. You can't perform your earth-shattering and soul-stirring drama anymore!"

Li Yi touched his chin and muttered, "I just don't believe it. Even if we get into the main hall, we can't just burn incense and worship Buddha like this! Let Mr. Shen go up then! Let's go to the main hall!"

The "Yin" square team of the Yu family delegation came towards the Buddha, holding incense sticks, looking nervous, highly alert, and with red faces, probably because they were ashamed. But even so, the outer wall of people kept staring at the people around them who were looking at them strangely, probably because they were afraid that someone would throw rotten leaves and rotten eggs at them.

In short, the Yu family delegation took the time of an incense stick to complete the distance that could have been covered in a few breaths. If there were corresponding events in the Olympics, the Yu family delegation should be able to represent their country and have a chance to win a medal.

Li Yi and Zhang Hongchen hid in a high place, wanting to see how the Yu family would "protect" Jin Yao next. As the saying goes, the higher the virtue, the higher the evil. We are not afraid of thieves stealing, but we are afraid of thieves thinking about it! Well, this sentence doesn't seem to make sense, because this time Li Yi is the thief who is thinking about it, and they are the ones who are on guard against thieves. But the next scene really made Li Yi drop his jaw, and Zhang Hongchen almost couldn't hold back his laughter.

Because the human wall of the Yu family delegation was like well-trained soldiers. The front row walked to the incense burner, inserted the incense, and then walked to the sides, extending the square frame into an arc. They all knelt and saluted towards the Buddha, protecting the people inside very well.

Zhang Hongchen pushed Li Yi and said with a smile: "How is it! You didn't expect it, did you? Hahaha! The Yu family has a master! Now you are in trouble! After they burn incense, the front row becomes the back row and they just leave. Where is your big show? How are you going to sing it!"

Li Yi said contemptuously: "Hmph, no matter how cunning the fox is, you can't beat a good hunter like me! Wait, fox! You didn't smell it outside just now, but now that we're in the house, can you smell it? It seems like there is a smell of fox!" As he said that, Li Yi looked at Zhang Hongchen.

Zhang Hongchen twisted Li Yi's arm and cursed, "You call me a fox, why are you looking at me? Who are you calling a vixen? Who are you calling a coquettish person? I only have fragrance on my body! Li, you are too tight-skinned, are you waiting to be let go?"

Li Yi quickly pushed Zhang Hongchen's hand away. If he continued to twist it, he would scream out! He rubbed his arm and said, "I'm not saying you smell! I'm saying I smell a vixen."

"We are so close, and you said you smelled the scent of a fox, who else could I be if not me!"

"I'm not talking about you. It could be anyone in this palace! Maybe it's my sister-in-law!" Li Yi raised his finger and pointed at Liu.

But at this moment, Liu actually looked up at the two of them. Li Yi was staring at her, and in an instant, there was a flash of lightning! Liu immediately pointed at Daliang and shouted, "Who! Who is there! Who are you!"

"We are outside the palace!" Li Yi immediately used words to escape.

The Yu family delegation turned into a group of spectators, all standing up to protect the Yu family members and looking in the direction of Liu's finger. The result was naturally nothing, and everyone looked at Liu. The latter said awkwardly: "Maybe I was too nervous and saw it wrong."

"Oh, it was just a false alarm, just a false alarm! It's okay, it's okay! Look at how nervous your sister-in-law is to protect you! Her eyes are dazzled!"

After such a farce, coupled with all the previous things, Yu Jinyao completely collapsed. She pushed the guards aside and rushed out of the crowd. She ran so fast that she didn't notice "Shen Lu" not far outside the palace. She ran straight back to the car and hid in the corner sobbing. Yu Luan wanted to get in the car to comfort her sister, but was stopped by Liu, who said, "Let your sister cry for a while, it will be better after crying."

The Yu family delegation came in such a high profile, but left in disgrace. After returning to the Yu Mansion, Jin Yao locked herself in her room and never went out again.

The sun sets in the west, and the moon stops above Jinyao's boudoir. Also staying in the room are Li Dacaizi and Zhang Hongchen. Zhang Hongchen sighs and says, "Mr. Li, she will never come out again. What are you going to do?"

Li Yi ignored her and blew the Dongyi Guard's whistle. A moment later, Dongyi Guard Bing Yiping arrived and saluted, "Your Majesty, you are looking for me? What's the matter?"

Li Yi sniffed it and said unhappily: "You've been drinking! How dare you drink while on duty!"

Yi Ping was surprised and said, "Your Majesty, it's unfair! I drank this morning and was on duty today, so I sobered up a long time ago!"

Zhang Hongchen looked at Li Yi in confusion and asked, "Do you have a dog's nose? You can even smell the wine he drank this morning? Then is that fox smell you mentioned real?"

"Fox smell? What fox smell?" Yi Ping smelled himself.

Li Yi stopped him and said, "Don't smell it. I'm not saying you smell like a fox. I'm asking you what are the characteristics of a fox spirit? And the demons want to kill the descendants of Emperor Yao, so how did they find the descendants of Emperor Yao?"

Yi Ping replied, "I have never seen a fox spirit, I only know that the demon fox tribe became extinct when the Shang Dynasty fell. Our Dongyi Wei does have records of fighting against demon foxes, and our ancestor Houyi was the best at shooting foxes! Every time we hunt, no matter how the foxes hide, they can be found by our ancestor and then shot! If your Majesty wants to know more, you might as well go back to the Dongyi Secret Realm and find the guards to check the "Demon Slaying Record", which is written in detail!

As for how the demons found the descendants of Emperor Yao, we don't know, we only guess that it has something to do with the awakening of blood. Emperor Yao is the reincarnation of a red dragon, and he has dragon energy, and the descendants of Emperor Yao will only show dragon energy after their blood awakens. But the descendants of Emperor Yao in these generations have not awakened, and have not been harassed by the demons, so we guess that the demons rely on dragon energy to find people. "

Li Yi asked: "What is the difference between this red dragon energy and the human emperor dragon energy?"

Yi Ping explained, "In ancient times, the dragons were demonic beasts. It was Emperor Yao who subdued the dragons and used them as totems, allowing the dragons to continue to thrive in China. That's why the red dragon energy still has some demonic energy. The Human Emperor Dragon Energy is different. It is the essence of the yellow dragon. It no longer has any demonic energy, but instead has a lot of human power. In comparison, the Human Emperor Dragon Energy is more powerful."