Chapter 242: Receiving the wind and washing away the dust
Chapter 242: Receiving the wind and washing away the dust
Last time, we talked about Li Yi carrying Shiyu back home, Bailing and Hanfeng went out to greet them, and Yu Jiu was stunned when he saw these two beauties. Feng Lin guessed that someone must be concerned about the nightlife of the Li Mansion, so he specially wrote a new chapter. Next, let's take a look at how Li Yi will compensate the three ladies.
Li Yi hit Yu Jiu on the head with Shi Yu's foot and shouted: "You are looking at me in astonishment! Have you never seen a beauty before? Enter the mansion!"
Bailing and Zhao Hanfeng looked at the handsome man holding Shiyu in surprise, not believing that this was their husband. Shiyu smiled and said, "It's confirmed, it's genuine! Didn't you hear my husband's song? Who else has this ability besides my husband?"
Li Yi smiled and was about to go in. Bai Ling stretched out her hand to stop him, saying unhappily: "Husband, are you so partial? You didn't care about me and Han Feng when you came back, and went to pick up Sister Shiyu first! Now you're still holding Sister and won't let go. We agreed at the beginning that we are all sisters and there is no distinction between superiors and inferiors. It seems that they were all lies. Oh..."
Li Yi hugged Shiyu with his right hand and picked up Bailing with his left hand. Then he said to Han Feng: "Come on, don't be so arrogant. No one is allowed to run away tonight!"
Shi Yu immediately let go and tried to run away, but was held tightly by Li Yi and could not get away at all. On the other hand, Li Yi summoned the Dharma image of the Acala, and grabbed Han Feng on his back with his arms behind his back. In this way, Li Yi and his three wives hugged each other and walked into the gate.
Shi Yu was preparing food, and the other two members of the Beijing tutoring trio and the Invincible Squad arrived as scheduled. Dugu Yuren hadn't arrived yet, but she had said, "Xiuyuan! Xiuyuan, you're back. The brothers missed you so much!"
Similarly, Nangong Qi's voice arrived before he even showed up, "Yes, Xiuyuan! Let me tell you, if it weren't for your brothers helping you look after the house, you wouldn't know how many people would miss your three brothers and sisters!"
Li Yi asked Xiang Shiyu: "Have these two been here?"
Shiyu replied: "I came here, but I kicked them out. I told them that the head of the family was not at home and they were all women, so it was inconvenient to see guests."
Li Yi praised: "Well done! You are worthy of being the woman that I, Li Yi, value!" These two bastards knew that a short separation is better than a new marriage, but they still came to disturb our family reunion. They really deserve a beating!
Yu Jiu, help me see them off, but they are my brothers after all, so be careful when you attack them, don’t really hurt them, just scare them away.”
Everyone looked at Yu Jiu, and Shi Yu asked: "Husband, who is this child..."
Yu Jiu straightened up and replied, "Fairy Chang'e, my name is Yu Jiu, which means long-lasting. I am your disciple and book boy. From now on, I will thank you for your care and support. Yu Jiu is here to show his respect!"
With this interruption, Yu Qi and the other two entered the courtyard and saw Li Yi with a confused look on his face. Li Yi said coldly: "What are you looking at? Have you never seen handsome men and beautiful women?"
When he heard Li Yi's voice unchanged and saw the smiling faces of Shiyu and others, he dared to believe that it was really Li Yi. Nangong Qi asked: "Xiuyuan, what have you been through in Nanliang? How did you become a different person?"
Li Yi replied: "I didn't go to Nanliang. I went to South Korea, which is full of technology and hard work! So, if I walk down the street with this face, won't I be able to charm thousands of girls and make countless young women cry?"
Shiyu grabbed Li Yi's ear and said in a cold voice: "Husband, do you want to give us a sister? You must have been a playboy in Nanliang! Do you want to tell us about your romantic affairs?" Seeing this scene, Yu Jiu pinched his ear.
"No! Absolutely not! I, your husband, have always been a virgin. Don't even mention flowers or grass. I have never even seen a woman!"
Dugu Yu asked: "Hey? This is not right. Brother Qi and I came to you specifically to ask what the most beautiful woman in Daliang, Xiao Qizhen, looks like. Didn't you specially hold a stunning banquet for her?"
Nangong Qi said, "That's right! Before the Jinghong Banquet, didn't you perform a piece of Qinhuai scenery with Qiantang's top singer Su Xiao, and spread the song to Jiankang?"
Upon hearing this, Bailing came to the other side of Li Yi, stretched out his hand and grabbed his other ear, and asked: "Songs spread to Jiankang? My husband, you have written a lot of good songs! Are they all written for the number one singer in Qiantang?" Seeing this, Yu Jiu subconsciously covered his other ear.
Li Yi immediately shouted: "Yu Jiu, why are you still standing there? Why don't you send me away! Don't hold back, regardless of life or death, just blast me out!"
Yu Jiu said "oh" and just turned around, Zhao Hanfeng's sword was already on Yu Jiu's neck. Yu Jiu said awkwardly: "Sir, what should I do?"
Li Yi said sternly: "It's okay! Just don't hurt your master's wife and get those two bastards out!"
Shi Yu said sternly: "Yu Jiu, if you still want to stay in my Li Mansion and want to learn from my husband, then tell me everything about your experience in Nanliang. Otherwise, I can guarantee that you will never be able to enter the gate of my Li Mansion!
And you, if you dare to say one more word, I will castrate you!"
Li Yi took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and muttered in his heart: Destroy it, quickly!
Seeing that the atmosphere was not right, Yuqi and the other two were about to run away, but Shiyu shouted: "Stop! I know that you two brothers have a deep affection for each other. Since you two brothers are here, you can stay and welcome my husband.
By the way, I will also tell my brothers and sisters what big things my husband did in Nanliang that made a sensation in the brothel. After all, Yu Jiu may not know about such things. "
Under Shiyu's powerful aura, no one dared to say no, so the welcoming banquet at the Li Mansion began with a very unusual seating arrangement.
There were three people at the main seat, three women. On the left were Xiao Ye, Yue Hua and Xing Er, and on the right was Yu Jiu. Note that Yu Jiu's seat was before Yu Qi and the other two. Li Yi sat opposite the main seat like a prisoner, and even his table was smaller than others'. Not to mention the food and wine, it was just leftovers.
Yu Jiu looked at the chicken, duck, fish, beef, mutton, and pork in front of him, and then looked at Li Yi's "prison food". He sighed in his heart: So this is what it's like to marry a wife. No wonder the young master likes to go out and play, but it's like this when he goes home? It seems that it's better not to marry a wife.
The "Trial by Three Courts" in Li's mansion began when Shiyu picked a chicken leg and asked Xing'er to put it in Yu Jiu's bowl. "Yu Jiu, your other two wives and I want to hear your stories in Nanliang, but before that, we want to hear what the two brothers have to say. Eat first, eat as much as you want, it's enough!"
Shi Yu turned to look at Yu Qi and the other two and said with a smile: "My two brothers, do you have anything to say? You'd better tell the truth. I will ask Xing'er and Yue'er to go to the Exiled Immortal Tower to inquire. If you dare to hide anything, I guarantee that you two will be in big trouble!"
Yu Qi and the other two looked at Li Yi, who gave them a gesture of sticking his knife in their ribs for his brothers. Maybe the two misunderstood, or they misunderstood on purpose. Anyway, what they did should be translated as "If you are a brother, come and chop me!" Then the two of them chopped Li Yi with their butcher knives!
In addition to the stunning banquet and the magnificent scenery of Qinhuai, they even knew about Li Yi's opening of a music center! They even brought the music scores for the opening night. That's really like an executioner holding a big knife, and every knife is deadly! Fortunately, the music scores and stories of Li Yi's farewell performance have not yet spread to the Northern Wei side, otherwise we can end it with flowers.
This rumor is really harmful. You should know that the Qinhuai Gorgeous Scenery and the Amazing Banquet were just gimmicks that Li Yi created to raise money. But after being spread by the brothel, the nature of the story has completely changed! They spread the story that the Qinhuai Gorgeous Scenery was a drama that Li Yi deliberately cut off the Qinhuai River to rescue a blind singer from Shuilongyin! They also said that Li Yi severely injured Shuilongyin's guards and turned them mute!
What's more, even the second prince of Nanliang, Xiao Zongji, showed up and said that he also had his eyes on the blind singer. In order to snatch her away, Li Yi even threatened the second prince of Nanliang in public!
The story about the Jinghong Banquet was even more false. It was said that when Li Yi saw Xiao Qizhen, he repeatedly praised her beauty and said that Xiao Qizhen's face was worth 50,000 taels of silver! The beauty didn't believe it, so he held a Jinghong Banquet to win the beauty's smile. Even the Emperor of Southern Liang attended the banquet, not for anything else, but because he was afraid that Li Yi would deceive his daughter and rob her!
Yu Qi and the other two also believed the rumor, so they came to ask Li Yi how beautiful this beauty was, whose smile alone was worth fifty thousand taels.
Li Yi's head felt a buzzing pain after hearing these rumors. Fortunately, there was a Xiao Yujiu involved, otherwise the matter would be impossible to explain!
After listening to Yu Jiu's story, Shi Yu and the others cast an understanding look at Li Yi. Shi Yu waved her hand, and the servants removed the leftovers in front of Li Yi and replaced them with delicious food and drinks. The three of them also showed a smile on their faces.
However, Nangong Qi's sudden question instantly made the atmosphere tense again! "Xiu Yuan, what does Xiao Qizhen look like?"
The difficulty coefficient of answering this question is as high as 9.0! If Li Yi is perfunctory and says a few words casually, Shi Yu will definitely think that he has something to hide. If he says too much, this woman is jealous, and he, Li Yi, will not be able to get away with it! So the evaluation scale is quite tricky!
Li Yi pondered for a moment, then said: "To be fair, Xiao Qizhen's appearance is absolutely worthy of the word 'sinking fish'. She is on the same level as Shiyu and Xuemei, and is definitely one of the four great beauties."
Dugu Yu immediately asked: "Did Xiuyuan meet a beauty in Nanliang who deserves the name Luoyan? Is she the last of the four beauties?"
"Yes! Sister Yiling is definitely worthy of the title. I think Sister Yiling is just like Sister Chang'e, both of them are fairies from heaven!"
Boom! Li Yi's world collapsed! You know, Shan Yiling is definitely the one who hides the most without any gossips. As a result, Yu Jiu's unintentional words revealed the secret. How can Li Yi hide it?
Shiyu, Bailing, and Zhao Hanfeng's angry eyes instantly pierced Li Yi's chest. Shiyu squeezed out a few words from between her teeth: "Yu Jiu, good boy, tell me about your master and this Yiling Fairy."
Yu Jiu then realized that he had caused a terrible disaster. But he couldn't take back the words he had said, and could only look at Li Yi with a wronged face. The latter gave him a look that said you're dead, and Yu Jiu swallowed subconsciously.
Shi Yu said coldly: "Turn around!"
In an instant, Li Yi, Dugu Yu, Nangong Qi and Yu Jiu all turned around and faced the wall, not daring to say anything.
Bai Ling smiled and said, "My two brothers, Sister Shiyu asked my husband to turn around, not you two."
"Oh, oh, oh." Yu Qi and the other two immediately turned around in embarrassment.
Li Yi turned his head to take a look, Bai Ling shouted: "What are you looking at! Stay still!" Li Yi immediately turned his head back and sighed helplessly.
Zhao Hanfeng said to Yu Jiu: "Yu Jiu, you turn around and tell us everything you know. We promise that your master won't embarrass you. If you dare to hide anything, humph! We also promise that you will never follow him again from now on."
Yu Jiu lowered his head and told Yu Jinyao everything he knew. Fortunately, what he knew was very limited. After all, Li Yi and Zhao Hanfeng were acting alone. Yu Jiu didn't know that Li Yi and Yi Ling had done something big! However, when the names Zhang Hongchen, Yueying, and Xiao Ruoping appeared, Li Yi couldn't stop sweating.
You have to know that Li Yi had cheated on someone right under Shiyu's nose. Zhao Hanfeng has the most say in this. So whenever Yu Jiu mentioned that name, Shiyu and the other two would have a preconceived notion that Li Yi had done something bad.
Fortunately, Yu Jiu knew very little. He only knew that these people had a special relationship with Li Yi. Except for Su Xiao who followed Li Yi every day, those other people rarely showed up.
Li Yi argued one by one, Su Xiao was part of the old silver coin's mission; Xiao Ruoping was part of the Queen Mother's mission; Zhang Hongchen was an additional part of the Buddhist mission; Yu Jinyao was an episode of the revenge operation. He was a mixture of deception and fabrication, but he managed to get away with it.
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