bookrebus Chapter 300 Go to hell together
Chapter 300 Go to hell together
Last time, we talked about Li Yi and Zhang Biao chatting, and the latter wanted to learn some words to please women. What would Li Yi teach him? Let's read on.
Li Yi thought for a while and said, "How about this, tell me which girl you like the most, what her hobbies are, and what her personality is, and I will help you come up with an excuse."
Zhang Biao bowed and said, "Thank you, sir!"
Li Yi rolled his eyes and said, "Don't be so hypocritical. I'm helping you for Langya. As long as you teach him wholeheartedly, I can help you write a few more lyrics!"
Zhang Biao said with a smile: "Don't worry, sir, I will never hide anything!"
Li Yi shook his head and smiled: "What kind of woman can fascinate you like this?"
Zhang Biao sat down slowly, with an expression of longing on his face that was beyond words. He said sadly, "I am a rough man, and my salary is not high, but I gave it all to my wife, so I can't afford to go to a nice place like the Exiled Immortal Tower.
I went to the Nuan Xin Pavilion, which is the farthest from the Bishui Lake. The first time I went there, I was deceived by my bad friends..."
Zhang Biao's friend lied to him that Nuanxin Pavilion was a good place to listen to music, but when he got there and saw that it was a brothel he ran away as he knew that this was not something he could afford.
The friend said he would pay for today's expenses, so Zhang Biao decided to give it a try, thinking that he didn't have to spend any money, and at worst he could just leave and never come again. In this way, Zhang Biao met his lover, a girl named Yuzhu, who made him linger there.
According to Zhang Biao, the girl was only seventeen years old and was sold to a brothel in order to support her brother's schooling. Only Brother Biao would believe this.
This kind of situation definitely exists, but it is definitely not a common phenomenon. Generally, there are one or two such cases in a brothel. The girls in the brothels are either sold or bought from the brothel. Unless there is a disaster year, no parents will sell their daughter to a brothel.
Although they are all miserable people, the industry has its own rules. The boss will ask someone to make up a tragic life story for each girl in order to win sympathy and earn more money. The stories are highly targeted, especially for Zhang Biao, a stubborn and naive person!
The first time Zhang Biao saw Miss Yuzhu, he wanted to dig out his heart and give it to her. According to him, Miss Yuzhu was so petite and cute, so charming that one would have an endless desire to protect her at first sight.
This delicate little fox girl is not only pretty and charming, but also very playful. After a night of love, Zhang Biao is so infatuated that he not only wants to give his heart to her, but also wants to give away his kidneys.
From then on, Zhang Biao started to hide his own money and went to Nuanxin Pavilion once or twice a month to chat about life with Miss Yuzhu.
It’s strange to say, I never talk much when I go home, but I have endless things to say to Yuzhu. Every time, the beautiful lady snuggles in Zhang Biao’s arms, puts her ear against his chest, listens to his heartbeat, and doesn’t say a word.
After Zhang Biao finished speaking, Li Yi thought for a moment and said with a smile: "Next time you see her, tell her..."
"Li Yi!" Xiao Ziyi shouted and jumped into the house, cursing, "Li! He is a man of family background, but you taught him how to please a prostitute! What are you thinking! Zhang Biao! You ignored your wife and thought about how to please a prostitute! When I return to the capital, I will tell my brother to dismiss you and punish you!"
Xiao Ziyi returned to the room angrily and slammed the door, leaving four fools in the hall looking at each other.
Zhang Biao sighed and said, "Alas, Master, now I know what it means to speak out of turn."
Li Yi patted his shoulder and said, "It's okay, I'll go and comfort her. It's okay, don't worry." After that, Li Yi went upstairs and knocked on the door.
Xiao Ziyi yelled, "Go away, don't bother me!"
Li Yi smiled and said, "Aunt Yun, I'm sorry. We just offended Hero Xiao, which is why she got so angry. It's all my fault."
Xiao Ziyi hurriedly opened the door, only to see Li Yi standing at the door with a flattering smile on his face. Xiao Ziyi was about to curse, but Li Yi covered her mouth and pushed her into the room. Then Li Yi closed the door.
The three of them were stunned by this operation. At this moment, Liu Ruyun walked into the hall while wiping her hair and asked, "Where are Li Yi and Zi Yi?"
The three of them looked upstairs, and Liu Ruyun asked coldly, "What does that kid want to do?"
Zhang Biao hurriedly stood up and stopped Liu Ruyun to salute, saying: "This is all my fault..."
Zhang Biao recounted the incident again. Liu Ruyun looked at Zhang Biao with a cold look of disdain and said contemptuously, "People like you deserve to be scolded! I'll go and pull that little bastard Li Yi out and speak for you. You're dreaming!"
Liu Ruyun was walking upstairs when she suddenly stopped. She then walked back to the hall and sat down. She combed her hair and muttered, "There is no good man in this world!" Those people didn't dare to say anything and just listened from the side.
After a while, Li Yi led Xiao Ziyi downstairs and hooked his finger. Xiao Ziyi took a step forward and said reluctantly: "Guard Zhang, I was impulsive just now. I shouldn't care about your private affairs. Please forgive me for my impoliteness."
Everyone opened their mouths wide, thinking that Li Yi was too amazing, making a princess apologize to the commander of the imperial guards!
Zhang Biao saluted and said, "No, no, no, I was wrong. Master Xiao taught me a lesson. I will never go see Miss Yuzhu again!"
Li Yi glanced at Xiao Ziyi, and Xiao waved his hands quickly and said, "No, no, no, you still have to meet her. It is not easy to have a confidant in life. Brother Zhang should cherish this confidante.
"Okay, it's settled. Aunt Yun, let's go upstairs and I'll help you comb your hair!" She said as she pulled Liu Ruyun back to the room.
Zhang Biao stared at Li Yi for a long while, then bowed deeply and said, "Sir, you are truly a god. You can even convince the temper of the hero Xiao. I really admire you."
Li Yi waved his hand and said, "It's just a trivial matter, it's not worth mentioning. Master Xiao is not an unreasonable person. Well, it's getting late, go to bed early, you don't know what will happen tomorrow!"
The next day, Li Yi and his group stood in a row, each carrying a bag, which naturally contained water and food. Li Yi reached out and took out the measuring ruler, which turned into an iron chain to connect the seven people together, and then nodded to Liu Ruyun.
Liu Ruyun asked, "Are you sure you want to do this? Can you trust the words of that Zoroastrian priest? If he is lying to you, we will report directly to the Netherworld."
Li Yi smiled and said, "This is the only solution. I have verified it with my righteousness, and his words are all true. Aunt Yun, I haven't lived enough, and I can't joke about my own life."
Liu Ruyun sighed and pointed to the surface of the pond. An ice platform formed on the surface of the pond. Seven people walked onto the platform, led by Li Yi and followed by Zhang Biao, and jumped into the water one by one.
Li Yi used the image of Acalanatha to lead six people into the water. When he saw the spring at the bottom of the pool, he pulled everyone to swim to the bottom of the water.
First, he stuffed Yu Jiu into the spring. The moment Yu Jiu passed through the hole, the chain transformed by the measuring ruler broke. Li Yi immediately accelerated, stuffed the others into the spring, and finally got in himself.
Seven people suddenly appeared in the endless yellow sand, shaking their heads and brushing off the sand and dust on their bodies.
After a while, everyone was almost done. Xiao Ziyi started to curse, "Look at you for choosing this lousy road. I just washed and dressed yesterday! It's all in vain! You're covered in sand!"
Li Yi smiled and said, "Okay, at least you had a comfortable night, right? Let's go, let's go to Mingquan!" He put his hands on the lotus pod to find the direction, but all he could see was endless yellow sand, nothing else! The sky was dark blue, without any sun, moon or stars, and everyone looked at Li Yi with resentful eyes.
Li Yi smiled and said, "Don't worry, there must be a way. Let me fly into the air on my sword and take a look from a high place." After that, he took out the measuring ruler and turned it into a long sword. He stretched out his hand and threw it. As a result, the long sword fell directly to the ground and inserted into the yellow sand.
Seeing this, Liu Ruyun turned her right hand into a sword finger and tried to freeze the water into ice, but she found that Huangquan Road could not use Mingyi at all. She then drew out her sword, but still could not even control the sword. She looked at Zhang Biao, who threw a punch and then shook his head.
Li Yi sighed and said, "It seems that warriors are at a disadvantage on this Yellow Spring Road. They can't use their Qi base and Ming Yi, and can only use their body movements and moves. Yu Jiu, what's going on over there?"
Yu Jiu shook his head and said, "Although the spiritual power can be used, its power is less than 50% of that in the Yang world."
"Spiritual power is also limited. It seems that only Buddhism is not affected. No wonder Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva can rule over hell."
Li Yi looked at Xiao Ziyi and said, "Come on, Master Xiao, choose a direction." He thought that Xiao Ziyi, who was blessed with dragon energy, would be able to feel the call of the heavenly tribulation and then point out the direction.
However, Xiao Ziyi shook her head and said, “I understand what you mean, but I can’t feel anything right now.”
Li Yi rubbed his brows, then sat cross-legged with his hands clasped together and began to recite the Ksitigarbha Sutra. Suddenly, a blue-green soul appeared not far away. Li Yi shouted, "Follow him!"
Everyone started running, as if they had grabbed a life-saving straw. When they caught up with the soul, they found that it was actually an old monk. Although he looked old, he was very vigorous. Li Yi and others would not be able to catch up with him if they did not run quickly!
This is because he is a soul, without a body and burden. He will not feel tired or hungry. However, Li Yi and his companions do not have this ability. After running for a while, Lang Ya could not bear it anymore. Zhang Biao carried Lang Ya on his back and continued on his way, but soon Xiao Ziyi and Yu Jiu could not bear it either.
Li Yi said: "You stop and rest, I will try to find out anything!" After that, he used the Vajra Magic Power and his body turned purple-gold. Then he made continuous leaps and caught up with the old monk.
Li Yi walked quickly while bowing to the old monk and said, "Brother, I am a lay disciple of Buddhism. Can I ask you something?"
The old monk said nothing but pointed in a direction. Li Yi stopped, panting, and looked into the distance with his hands on the lotus pod. There was still a piece of yellow sand and nothing there.
In order to avoid getting lost again, Li Yi drew an arrow on the ground, but a gust of wind blew and the arrow disappeared.
Li Yi turned the measuring ruler into a long sword and cut a hole ten feet long and three feet deep on the ground. However, this mark did not last long under the influence of quicksand.
Li Yi inserted the measuring ruler into the ground again and tilted it at an angle to mark the direction, but the measuring ruler slowly sank. Li Yi hurriedly took back the measuring ruler, faced the direction pointed by the old monk and said, "I can only use the stupid method! Let's go all the way!"
So the group began their long journey. Although they didn't feel hungry or thirsty, they could still feel tired. They didn't know how long they had been walking, but the sky never changed. Langya took out his water bag and wanted to drink some water.
Li Yi dissuaded him, "Don't waste your energy. There won't be a drop of water in it."
When Langya turned the water bag upside down, all that came out was yellow sand. He asked, "What about the dry food?"
Li Yi nodded and said, "It's the same. There won't be anything else on the Yellow Springs Road except sand."
Langya opened his bag and saw that the food he had prepared had turned into sand. Everyone sighed, threw away their bags, and continued on their way.
After walking for an unknown amount of time, Xiao Ziyi asked, "It's day and night, we can't just walk like this for ten days, right?"
Li Yi sighed helplessly, facing the 800-mile Yellow Springs Road, he had no other choice. The group could only rely on the effect of the Yin-Yang Fish and walk on the Yellow Springs Road without eating or drinking.
As he walked, Langya suddenly saw that the scenery in the distance had changed. It was pitch black, like an endless mountain range. When the black mountain came closer, he realized that it was a sandstorm covering the sky!
Although Li Yi wanted to complain, he didn't have the time for that. He summoned the image of Acalanatha to protect everyone.