bookrebus Chapter 393: Dirty Speech
Chapter 393: Dirty Speech
Lu Chen wrote until about 4 a.m., then slept for two hours. As soon as the dormitory door opened, he came out with the manuscript and headed straight for the Bird Garden at No. Middle School.
Facing a group of early birds eating bugs, I started practicing my speech...
The first class today is the flag-raising ceremony.
Yu Zhaozhao came a little early on purpose because she wanted to take a look at Lu Chen's manuscript.
"What manuscript? I don't need one. I can recite it all by heart! I can recite it backwards!"
Lu Chen became his cool and unrestrained self again, and the confident look on his face almost blinded Yu Zhaozhao's eyes.
"real or fake?"
Yu Zhaozhao suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart. Could it be that he was out of control?
"Don't worry, teacher. You said yesterday that you believed me. It's just a small speech. I have spoken in front of the whole school five or six times."
Qian Xiaoyi smiled, "Yes, yes, yes. Brother Chen used to give speeches all the time. Teacher Zhao Zhao, don't worry."
"Uh...Okay."
What else can Yu Zhaozhao say!
When the opening ceremony officially began, Lu Chen stood in the first row of Class 1, Grade 1.
On the left are the first grade students, and on the right are the other classes of the second grade and the third grade. Because the number of students in the first grade is almost the same as the second and third grade students combined, Class 1 of the second grade is almost in the middle of all the teams.
"Next, please invite student representative Lu Chen to come to the stage and give a speech!"
The host's words instantly perked up the drowsy students in the audience.
"Lu Chen? Did I hear you right?"
"What's going on? What did Lu Chen do wrong again? Reading a self-criticism at the opening ceremony?"
"It's not reading a self-criticism, it's the student representatives!"
"Fuck, is this school crazy?"
Lu Chen walked onto the stage calmly, "Hello everyone, I'm Lu Chen."
According to Lu Chen's idea, there should be warm applause after this sentence was said. After all, this was the same process when he read the self-criticism before.
But...everyone in the audience was still stunned, and few people applauded at all.
In the end, it was Class 1 of Grade who had the foresight to see Lu Chen's expectant look and took the lead in applauding.
Qian Xiaoyi couldn't help but hold his head, "My brother, originally everyone applauded you just to make trouble. You are not reading a self-criticism today, why do you want applause?"
Lu Chen heard the familiar cheers and applause, then he cleared his throat and pressed his hands down, “I think everyone should know me, Lu Chen from Class 1, Grade , known as the little bully of No. Middle School.
I have never really liked this name, it doesn’t sound very majestic, I hope everyone will work hard and give me a new one.”
When such narcissistic words were spoken, not to mention others, even Yu Zhaozhao was dumbfounded. Director Hailong desperately winked at Yu Zhaozhao, but Yu Zhaozhao pretended to be calm.
Respond with your eyes, "Wait a little longer."
Lu Chen shouldn't be so unreliable.
"When I was a freshman in high school, I did a lot of things that shocked the whole school. I have too many glorious experiences to list one by one. Many people said that after I became a sophomore in high school, I became timid. When our class teacher said something, I didn't dare to say a word!
Haha, I want to say, you are right!"
After Lu Chen said this, the audience burst into laughter.
"Why? Why did I become so cowardly? To be honest, I don't know. It might be because our head teacher slapped the desk and split it open."
Without waiting for any commotion in the audience, Lu Chen suddenly straightened his expression and raised his tone.
"But! It's impossible for me to change just because of these external conditions. Everyone knows that my family is rich. We are indeed rich. As long as I don't indulge in pornography, gambling, or drugs, and don't deliberately squander and waste money, my family's money is enough for me to spend for the rest of my life.
But when I found that everyone around me was working hard, I suddenly felt like a waste. "
There was another burst of laughter from the audience.
"I am dying of laughter. Lu Chen knows that he is a loser. He just has a little money at home, can play a little ball, and is a bit handsome. What else does he have?"
"Lick your face and squirt hard, right? Look what you got?"
“Hahahaha, absolutely!”
Everyone was quite happy at first, and the audience was discussing it lively, until Lu Chen said, "I am ranked 163rd in my grade, the last in the class."
The smile on the corner of his mouth suddenly froze.
No. 163 in this grade is trash, then what are those ranked after 400?
No, this is Lu Chen. How can Lu Chen be ranked 163? Am I crazy, or is this world crazy?
Lu Chen was very satisfied with the audience's reaction. He continued to speak after he had appreciated it enough, "It's not that you are bad, nor that I am bad, but there are too many excellent people in our class.
Mu Yangshu, when I, Mu Shen, get serious, all your efforts for years will be in vain! The IQs are like a chasm in comparison! He will definitely be a national treasure in the future! Come and get some autographs while we are still in the same school.
Clay has solved a world-class math problem! You never study in class and never read after class. You can't figure out what others are doing, but you can't figure out their grades.
Wang Jingjiang, top 10 in grade, I can fight 10 in a group fight, no problem! If you don’t accept it, I, Wang Jingjiang, Grade , Class , are waiting for you to challenge me! "
Wang Jingjiang cursed and pointed at Lu Chen on the stage. Is this how he plays? Is he praising people or making them hate him?
But Lu Chen provocatively stuck out his tongue at Wang Jingjiang, pointed at Wang Jingjiang and continued: "See, my brother Wang Jingjiang has raised his hand, everyone is welcome to come and challenge him!"
Yu Zhaozhao just thought Lu Chen was more reliable, but this guy started to have a seizure again! Just when she was about to rush onto the stage to grab Lu Chen's microphone, he became normal again.
"There's no doubt that Jia Ying in our class is the school beauty. She's beautiful and has a sweet voice. The most famous professor at the Gu'an Conservatory of Music decided on her after meeting her once. She's secured a place in college.
My brother Dou Jianan, his coach said that his current performance is enough to qualify him as a national first-class athlete! That’s first-class! He doesn’t even need to take the college entrance examination if he can take the independent recruitment!
Yi Yun, the king can always reach the top five in every season, and during the winter vacation, he passed the tryout of the wealthy club END. He will be able to sign a starting contract when he comes of age!
Zhang Weidong, although she is a girl, her breaking is so good that men dare not touch her, and she has never lost a game! My sister Dadong is awesome!
There are also great writers in our class, and so on, and so forth, with the highest record being Tomato’s novels making 290,000 a month. Don’t even mention that we’re all still students, even if you enter society, who can make that much a month!”
"This is our Class 1 of Grade 1! Class of Grade that has been given up by almost everyone! Now, I want to tell you that we will use actual actions to prove that your prejudice is a fucking joke!"
The students in the audience were originally laughing and felt that watching Lu Chen on the stage was a joke and a excitement. But after hearing what he said, they realized that the joke and the excitement were actually me!
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