bookrebus Chapter 271 How do you look like a human?
Chapter 271 How do you look like a human?
666 waved his hand: "Host, I was born because of you. I don't have a boss. No, you are my boss!"
Long Xianxian knew that 666 had no ill intentions, so he nodded and said, "Okay, I will solemnly accept you as my little brother. I think it's okay. From now on, I will be the most powerful god here!"
Tu Shanjin immediately knelt down and said, "Great Immortal, you are so majestic. I greet the Lord God!"
Long Xianxian: "Since this is the case, my spiritual spring water is inexhaustible, so I will first inject more water into Dayong's river, so that it can nourish the spiritual veins of the mortal world!"
Just do it.
That night, Long Xianxian and Tu Shanjin poured all the water in Dayong into the ancient spring.
By the early hours of the morning, both were exhausted.
But the next day, the whole Dayong formed a spectacle.
All the spiritual veins are shrouded in mist, just like a fairyland.
The immortal cultivation families noticed something was wrong and were the first to run to places with abundant spiritual energy to practice.
After Xu Qingfeng and the second prince woke up, they found that the sky above the capital was filled with rich spiritual energy and were overjoyed.
He immediately called the second prince to continue the dual cultivation.
Kunning Palace.
Godley seemed to be waking the emperor up.
When the emperor got up, he found Xianxian was still sleeping.
"I was really tired yesterday, I slept so soundly!"
So, after the emperor finished cleaning up, he picked up Long Xianxian and went to court.
As soon as I came out, I saw Tu Shanjin coming out too.
He was holding a fan in a showy manner, looking like a handsome young man.
"Your Majesty, hello! Today I will go to court with you!"
The emperor frowned: "You are a human being now, you are not suitable!"
Tu Shanjin: "Why can't I do this? I am the Fox King of Qingqiu after all!"
Emperor: "Then can you act like a human being?"
Tu Shanjin: "How am I not a human being?"
Emperor: "How do you look like a human?"
Tu Shanjin: "Everywhere I go there are people!"
Godley was speechless when he heard His Majesty arguing with this fox...fairy.
Long Xianxian was woken up by them.
"very noisy!"
The emperor glared at Tu Shanjin, then patted Long Xianxian's little butt.
"Xianxian is awake?"
[Ah, Father, are we going to court?]
Emperor: "Let's go to court!"
Tu Shanjin hurriedly blocked the way and said, "Great Immortal, this dog emperor won't take me with him!"
It was really strange that Long Xianxian saw Tu Shanjin and went to court as an adult.
[Father, how about having Tu Shanjin disguise himself as a eunuch? That way it wouldn't be so strange!]
When these words came out, Godley almost laughed out loud.
The emperor glanced at Tu Shanjin and thought that he could be dressed as a eunuch.
"Go, prepare some eunuch clothes for Tu Shanjin. Also, Tu Shanjin, shut up when you're in court, or I'll chop you off!"
Tu Shanjin was very happy to hear that the emperor agreed to let him attend the court, and he said very respectfully: "Thank you, Your Majesty, the great emperor of mankind!"
So, Gao Deli asked a young eunuch to bring clothes, and Tu Shanjin put them on directly using magic.
However, Tu Shanjin had no idea about eunuchs.
On the way here, the emperor found that the surroundings were shrouded in fog. Could it be because of the heavy rain yesterday?
In the hall, all the ministers are in high spirits today.
"Master, your legs and feet are more flexible than before!"
"Thanks to the little princess's blessing, I feel much better!"
"My wife is also like this. The little princess is really our Dayong's lucky star!"
"Yesterday's heavy rain was so strange. Did you look at the sky? It looked like it was streaked with streaks!"
"It's truly a marvel! Ever since the little princess was born, we in Dayong have been blessed with great fortune."
……
For some reason, Hua Rong woke up today feeling like he had endless energy.
Many generals also felt the same way, and even agreed to have a sparring match after court.
General Chariot and Cavalry's hemorrhoids have improved a lot recently and he has been particularly active.
At this moment, someone outside the door shouted, "Your Majesty has arrived!"
All the ministers knelt down immediately and shouted "Long live the emperor" three times.
The emperor carried the little princess to the dragon throne and sat down.
Then Tu Shanjin went to where he had been before and squatted down.
This move stunned the emperor!
The nine-tailed fox, dressed in eunuch's clothes, squatted in front of the emperor, overlooking all the court officials.
The emperor's forehead throbbed, and he kicked him away.
"Go stand aside!"
Tu Shanjin was thrown to the ground and glared at the emperor angrily.
"dog……"
Before he could finish his words, he saw the emperor glaring at him!
Tu Shanjin snorted coldly and stood up in the corner.
[You dog emperor, just stare at me. I will make you pay sooner or later!]
The emperor was speechless. He didn't expect Tu Shanjin to stop talking, but he could still hear her inner voice.
The ministers were dumbfounded and secretly looked up.
Was that a eunuch just now?
Why does this voice sound so familiar?
By the way, where is that fox spirit?
Emperor: "Everyone, please stand up!"
When the ministers stood up, they saw the eunuch in the corner. He was just a small eunuch and was inconspicuous.
But this eunuch is so handsome!
His appearance is even better than that of the Imperial Master, the Fourth Prince, and the Third Place Winner in the Imperial Examination.
Everyone's eyes would drift over from time to time.
What is the origin of this eunuch?
Could this be His Majesty’s new male favorite?
[So boring, let me see what's new today? ]
Tu Shanjin: [Great Immortal, attending court is indeed quite boring. How nice it would be if I could take you out to play!]
Long Xianxian: [No, I still want to eat melons! ]
Everyone heard a familiar conversation, but did not see the fox spirit.
But on the stage, the little eunuch and the little princess were seen gesturing with their hands, as if they were interacting with each other.
Everyone was shocked. Could this little eunuch be the fox spirit?
Tu Shanjin: [Okay, Great Immortal, please check what melons are there, or I'm about to fall asleep!]
Long Xianxian: [Okay!]
Long Xianxian called out 666.
"Great Immortal, do you want to see the sequel to the story about the son of the Minister of Justice?"
Long Xianxian: "I almost forgot, what happened to them later?"
666 opened the scroll and showed it to Long Xianxian.
After reading it, Long Xianxian couldn't help but sigh.
The old man, the Minister of Justice, is in a state of chaos. Yesterday, during the heavy rain, he ran to the city gate to stop his son and earnestly persuaded him to return. However, his son threatened to commit suicide, and he was so frightened that he tried to let him go. However, the Supreme Court Justice arrived just in time and, without a word, abducted the Minister of Justice's son and the courtesan.
When the Minister of Justice returned home, his wife told him to go and fetch their son, saying she would divorce him if anything happened to him. When his wife learned her grandson had killed someone, she fainted from shock. So, in the middle of the night, he went to the Supreme Court, but the Supreme Court refused to open the door!
That night, his wife went to the Dali Temple's home and made a scene, making it known to everyone. Now the whole city knew his son had committed murder! As a result, the Dali Temple had no chance to abuse its power and bend the law!
Upon hearing this, the Dali Temple Minister quickly stood up.
He never thought of bending the law for personal gain!
"Your Majesty, Lord Wang's son has taken the death row prisoner from the Ministry of Justice. We have already apprehended these two. We have now confirmed that Lord Wang's son was indeed the one who killed someone in a fit of passion. The evidence is irrefutable, and the courtesan is the one who took the blame. Your Majesty, please make your judgment!"
After the Dali Temple Minister finished speaking, the Minister of Justice fell to his knees with a thud!
"Your Majesty, please spare my life!"